Whale watch and other animals19 Feb 2026 10:03
Just a quick update on HE1, following today’s highly scientific market movements and the usual flood of expert analysis from people who discovered the stock last Thursday.
As you’ll have seen, the share price has once again performed its signature manoeuvre:
Up 14% on absolutely nothing, then down 19% because someone sneezed.
Key Developments
• The market continues to “price in” helium discovery, production, and apparently the construction of a small floating city in Tanzania.
• Retail sentiment remains strong, primarily fuelled by:
• one blurry photo of a drill rig, and
• a rumour posted by “HELIUMKING88” at 2:13am.
Whale Watch 🐋
We’ve had confirmed whale activity today.
To clarify, not actual whales — though at this point, I’d trust a humpback’s investment strategy more than half of Twitter.
The whales appear to be:
• buying heavily on the open
• selling aggressively 7 minutes later
• and then re-entering at a higher price, purely to maintain emotional dominance.
This is, of course, known in the industry as:
“Smart Money.”
Technical Analysis (Very Serious)
Charts indicate a classic formation:
The Double Reverse Spaghetti Bowl with a Bearish Sprinkling of Tears.
Support level currently sits at:
• “whatever price you bought in at, minus 40%”
Resistance level:
• “hope”
Outlook
Analysts remain divided between:
1. “This is the next big helium play”, and
2. “This is basically a GoFundMe with a ticker.”
Both views are valid.
Conclusion
In summary:
• The share price is doing something
• Whales are circling
• The bulletin boards are in full religious revival mode
• And we are, as always, one RNS away from either early retirement or emotional collapse
Please remain calm, avoid looking at the price too often, and remember:
If you can still feel optimism, you’re not leveraged enough
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