A Wee Ditty to pass the time12 Feb 2026 09:44
On Helium One, where hope runs high,
And charts look like they’re learning to fly,
A merry band posts night and day,
To soothe the nerves… or shout “HOORAY!”
There’s Pubcrawl, bright as summer skies,
With rockets always in his eyes.
No dip too deep, no news too small —
He’ll slap a 🚀 on it, bless him, every time it’ll brawl.
Then McNol, steady as stone,
The calmest voice the chat has known.
Some whisper “Pubcrawl’s alter ego”…
A theory I reject — though I admit it’s quite the show.
And Crypt, pragmatic, sharp and kind,
A rare one in this savage grind.
Even when some troll goes feral,
Crypt replies like he’s hosting BBC’s The One Show — thoroughly moral.
Blubay arrives with technical flair,
Explaining things that leave us staring into air.
While others scream “IT’S MANIPULATION!”
Blubay’s out here running a full geological dissertation.
And then there’s me… DickieT,
Still raging quietly in my seat.
For while they dream of ten pence glory…
I bought at 3p, and it’s now my villain origin story.
So here we sit, this noble crew,
With hope, and charts, and PTSD too.
And if Helium One does finally moon…
I’ll celebrate.
…But I’ll still mention 3p until June.