The Ballad of RachT2Today 16:41
Old RachT2 posts every day,
Explaining why 80M won't pay,
"Disko's a dud, Thule's too cold,
And Jameson Land? Just fool's gold."
She counts the pennies, marks the chart,
And tears each RNS apart,
Yet somehow reads each line twice through,
Before declaring, "Told you!"
But when the drills hit copper bright,
And oil come gushing overnight,
We'll hear a post at half-past two:
"I've always liked 80M, it's true..."
Then GreenSwitch lands a major deal,
The market starts to spin its wheel,
And Rach logs on, without a blush:
"Target price? Three quid... at a push." π