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"I knew you would have to say failed teacher. But think about it Sam. I've moved to a sunny climate, I get paid more, have a spacious apartment with a pool, gym, sauna, jacuzzi, tennis court, badminton courts, basketball courts and karaoke room if that's to your liking, payed for by the company, with a maid. My kids get a private education at a prestigious school with better opportunities than I could dream of. I can see a doctor by walking in, public transport is a dream and I eat out most days. "

Only a matter of time before the lifestyle bragging. Can't help himself!

Maximum credit to the shorts. Their analysis has been spot on. They've seen this slow-mo disaster a mile off, and have ridden this all the way to glory.

Now, the fact that so many continue to stay short, despite the fees involved, tells me that they are highly confident of further decline to come. Never any shortage of disappointment and scandal with Boohoo with which to drive it.

There have been no green shoots. None. Countless white elephant follies and money pits. Ballooning debt and inability to control costs/expenditure. All the signs of management who got lucky during boom time, are out of ideas of how to operate in the current market, who see the obvious carnage aheadand have pivoted to screwing over shareholders directly before it all comes crashing down.

"Surprise surprise, look at this board and now it's bon and Spidey. Where's Sam? It's almost like you think anyone with an investment wouldn't see the big red notification at the top.

I think you should all meet up and share a coffee. Saves us reading you endless nonsense. You can then flirt face to face instead of trying to wind people up that care very little about you or your opinions. Or is it the 'thing' you all share in your little love triangle. Do you have friends or a job?"

Yawn...

Could use the filter, LIDL, that's what it is there for. But you won't.

"JPMorgan cuts boohoo price target to 37 (45) pence - 'neutral'"

Oh, give it up Spidey. Everyone knows that this is just fud propaganda from a failing investment bank, eager to boost its flagging client base. Boohoo is delivering mega "value" for it shareholders and that's what matters.

"The resident wampers

One at £5

The other other at £6.50

Says it all does it"

Exactly Sam, a TWO THOUSAND percent share price rise on absolutely no good news is totally plausible. All hail the two wise men.

No, TWWT, they need to be held accountable for their actions. Theyve called absolutely everything wrong, all the way down, yet have the gall to tear into anyone who dares to have another opinion. Even poor Level5, the eternal optimist, is getting stick from Tradey now. Totally discredited, the two of them.

So, the share price is continuing to drag anchor, 90-odd percent down, the never-ending stream of scandal continues, yet coasty and tradey still continue to lash out and deny the obvious. Tradey can't even being himself to admit that Debenhams made a financial loss in the most recent reports. Both of them flipflop from claiming that the online market is growing, to that the market is still correcting down post-COVID, depending on what suits them. Tactics of conmen if ever I saw it.

So, what do you have to say for yourselves? What's the excuse for the poor performance today?

Poor coasty still can't come to terms with how incredibly dodgy this outfit is. Locked in now for his fourth year, possibly never again to see breakeven. No wonder he's getting all upset. Come on.. even the dogged optimist Level5 has realised the obvious. The sceptics and shorts however seem to have seen the truth years ago.

So Tradey, you've failed to submit your homework set two weeks ago. Tut tut. Your assignment was to look at the most recent financial report for Debenhams, and tell the LSE chat board if Debenhams made a profit or a loss. This homework assignment was set because you were unable to admit to the board that Debenhams (up to that point) was in fact UNprofitable.

Complete it asap and submit it to LDLD for marking. No excuses.

Come on guys, please try harder. Provide Sam with the proof of precisely where the packages came from and precisely how long they took.

Tradey, you really must learn to read. On that exact page, it clearly states the following:

"SHEIN has international warehouses based in Asia, America, Europe and the Middle East. Our team ensures your order is being processed as quickly as possible. Your order will dispatch from the nearest warehouse when possible".

"In most cases, the package will be delivered within the estimated time of arrival."

It is entirely plausible therefore that 1) some packages come from warehouses other than China thereby slashing the lead time, and 2) the processing and shipping times are for guidance only, and many deliveries may significantly outperform this. If an order arrived faster, it arrived faster. who are you to dispute it?

As usual, you get all defensive and lash out. Sam is making a straightforward point that the delivery actuals can be way faster than those stated.

#BeBetterTradey

"He deserves getting a bonus for success rather than one for failure here.

He delivered for the company’s shareholders so has earned it.

At least M&S shareholders are getting dividends."

Brace, brace... Coasty inbound, with some checkmate related to M&S: "But, but, If you bought M&S at the market peak in 1992, and er, refused to sell at any of the boom times since, and um, held on until today, you'd be down on your investment".

Well done to the M&S board. Rewarded for success, and well deserved.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/06/03/ms-chief-gets-2m-pay-rise-as-turnaround-push-pays-off/

Stark contrast to what this pack of chancers attempted to do.

And no, spunkster, I won't paste the full article. Get a subscription if you want to read it.

"Shein will go away" excuse no. 57,582.

Anyway, with or without Shien, Boohoo are doing an amazing job of doing themselves in.

"Bon that's an interesting statement from someone whos been here for 6 months....

But yes online spend is set to TREBLE by 2029.... (not April 2024)"

Your entire post history is visible for all to view, dope.

But coasty, you've banged on for literally years about how the market is growing, and boom time is here. Strange to now deny it.

Consensus EPS estimates fall by 12%

The consensus outlook for earnings per share (EPS) in fiscal year 2025 has deteriorated.

2025 revenue forecast decreased from UK£1.50b to UK£1.48b.

Losses expected to increase from UK£0.027 per share to UK£0.03.

Specialty Retail industry in the United Kingdom expected to see average net income growth of 7.8% next year.

Consensus price target broadly unchanged at UK£0.35.

Share price was steady at UK£0.35 over the past week.

Fresh in from SimplyWallSt.

I do hope I've copied all the lines correctly, sergeant spunk. Wouldn't want to incur your wrath again.

"Retail sales expanded at their quickest pace in a year and a half this month, signalling that consumers returned to the high street amid improving economic conditions and calmer weather. "

Spot on coasty. So, bricks and mortar are doing great, and generally the market is growing. While Boohoo's revenue contracts.

Thank-you tradey for what is your opinion, cunningly dressed up to look like fact. I look forward to reminding you of this when next year's results feature subbornly high double-digit millions of exceptionals. You have a year to prepare your excuses.