RE: It’s Sunday so let’s chill. This is a JOKE thread.7 Feb 2021 17:33
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller whose name plate says Patricia Whack. “I’d like to get a £50,000 loan to take a vacation.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and then asks his name. “kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorise the loan, I know your manager.”
Patty then explains that he will still need to secure the loan with some collateral. “sure, how about this” said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink but perfectly formed.
Confused patty explains she’ll need to consult with the bank manager and disappears. Patty walks into the managers office and proceeds to tell her “theres a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and he wants to borrow £50,000 and he wants to use this as collateral”. Patty holds up the pink elephant,......”i mean what in the world is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says...... “its a Knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a rolling stone