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Absolutely agree Calisto
Remember when MP's told you ' we will carry out your instruction'

MP's judgement day will come,

Easy to check how your MP has been voting here -

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/

Then remember next time they come knocking for your vote

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Many thanks to all who took part in today's buyback

Number of ordinary shares purchased: 3,456,999

Highest price paid per share (pence): 65.30

Lowest price paid per share (pence): 64.36

Volume weighted average price paid per share (pence): 65.00

Omedome - for those that believe that the SP will drop back down at some stage, selling today is like receiving the divi today (ie bird in the hand theory)

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4 April 2019 - Ex-dividend date
5 April 2019 - Dividend record date
29 April 2019 - Final date for joining or leaving the dividend reinvestment plan
2 May 2019 - Q1 interim management statement
16 May 2019 - Annual general meeting
21 May 2019 - Dividend paid

https://www.lloydsbankinggroup.com/investors/shareholder-info/financial-calendar/

Khukov - Lloys demonstrating caution ahead of brexit IMO, if brexit goes horribly wrong buybacks could be stopped and funds retained

SUPER-SOFT BREXIT
Jeremy Corbyn abandons manifesto pledge to end free movement of EU citizens

Labour MPs furious at the U-turn as he ordered them to vote for a soft divorce known as Common Market 2.0

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8769287/jeremy-corbyn-brexit-super-soft-divorce/

Labour will order its MPs to vote in favour of proposals to keep Britain tied to the EU’s single market and customs union in a boost to supporters of the very softest form of Brexit.

BINO = Brexit in Name Only

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/labour-orders-its-mps-to-vote-for-a-customs-union-hzpxggmhs?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR1HrLACeBJMcerbnFNYZ0WSiU4Unehb8U5OjFXNPEIkhW-CuNPmOiVQbRE#Echobox=1554135628

Phil - Lloys demonstrating caution ahead of brexit IMO, if brexit goes horribly wrong buybacks could be stopped and funds retained

Peaceful protest only please -
https://www.ebay.co.uk/b/Yellow-Safety-Protective-Clothing-Industrial-Safety-Vests/109677/bn_99735990

Well played Mrs May, always useful to have others to blame

It's Cliff edge Brexiteers & Remoaners fault that Labour/Corbyn has to be involved
and
It's Labour/Corbyn's fault its going to be a BINO

Many thanks to all who took part in today's buyback

Number of ordinary shares purchased: 3,560,406

Highest price paid per share (pence): 63.70

Lowest price paid per share (pence): 62.66

Volume weighted average price paid per share (pence): 63.28

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BB - around 154m less shares in circulation on 29th March

28th Feb 2019 71,349,949,398
29th March 2019 71,196,168,225

Besides the daily buyback count the next 'total voting rights' update will be on the 30th April

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Yes Richard
Remember when MP's told you ' we will carry out your instruction'

Can check how your MP has been voting here -

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/

Then remember next time they come knocking for your vote

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Interesting - Admin deleting post lol

For how much longer is Labour/Corbyn going to disrespect the referendum result and frustrate Brexit?

#Disgraceful - an insult to the people

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Many thanks to all who took part in today's buyback

Number of ordinary shares purchased: 3,619,878

Highest price paid per share (pence): 63.04

Lowest price paid per share (pence): 62.52

Volume weighted average price paid per share (pence): 62.78

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Thank you Inkose - I was starting to think I had failed in fooling anyone lol

Sorry folks - it's all just been an elaborate April fool, To my knowledge Mr Blobby's Crinkley bottom isn't being repossessed and it's highly unlikely we're going to get a Brexit special Divi

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Brexit special divi? 0.5p to all shareholders when the UK leaves the EU? Maybe 12th April?

Mr Blobby faces foreclosure -
Lloyds forced to submit an application for a repossession order on Crinkley Bottom

Repossession Order
Mon, 1st April 2019 07:00
RN$ Number : XXXXXX
Lloyds Banking Group PLC

REPOSSESSION ORDER-
Due to circumstances beyond its control Lloyds Banking Group (the Group) regrets to announce that it has today submitted an application order against Mr Blobby and Crinkly Bottom (the property)

Dates as follows -
Court hearing 14th April
Judgement date 15th April
Repossession date 24th April

While the Group regrets this course of action Mr Blobby has missed multiple payments and has failed to respond to communications (believed to be out of the country)

Information, advice and help may be found on the website below
http://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/repossession

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Tom Watson on Andrew Marr - Labour policy - RBS should remain under Gov control, run to help small business's

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