RE: Sunday Beef, Rum & a Chuckle25 Apr 2021 16:08
Nice relaxing sunday afternoon watching footie
My mate Ray was in the armed forces and taking his first parachute jump,he said "when I got to the door I froze and couldn't jump". The huge instructor opened his fly and drops out 14" and says 'If you don't jump Ray you're gonna get this right up your A **E
I said, 'Did you jump?' Ray said, 'A bit, when it first went in.'