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What impact will a NO DEAL Brexit have on the market?

I want to know whether it's safe to invest in the run-up.

If it isn't then a No Deal scenario will be lucrative IF your in cash.

"Aether does it look like tattie water?"

Only when you give the bottle a good shake, Craig.

For anyone who may be interested (Craig), Ron Jeremy is producing his own brand of Rum for the festive season.

Lot of fluff in the papers about service personel on standy post April 2019. Picks of the boys in camo too.

Is this to set the mood for a future vote on Breakfast - either by the MPs or the people?

Or is this the real deal and trade will be severely disrupted by a No Deal Breakfast.

My bets on biker gangs raiding supermarkets for the last tins of tuna post February.

Being in cash if there is a No Deal scenario might be good.

I made 1/2% profit today.

Trading in this environment is like Justin Beber going for a walk on Hamstead Heath.

This is a very stressful and emotional time of year = 'festive' season, market turmoil, gloomy weather, etc.

Peace.

I think being in cash might be the wise option now.

If we head to a No Deal Breakfast...

Grease-Clogg, Arron *anks, etc. are all Big Shorters.

What's impact will Corbyn have on the market tomorrow?

He looks like he's escaped from an episode of Citizen Smith!

If you say his name three times, he will appear!

"Craig must be on a park bench #pmo"

He's definitely in the bushes!

Don't dis the nog! It is either that or tramps pop (sherry). Next stop is sleeping in the bushes of the local park. Like Craig.

You sound like Harold Steptoe, ifonly :-(

Stop being so gloomy. I made 1% today and you just took it off of me.

You could be picking up the slack jawed revellers from Caroline Street or driving through a gang fight in Ely!

I'm reaching for the egg nog.

I'm 10% down on KAZ.

The market bounced on a positive tweet by Mr Orange - FOMO - and the share price promptly dropped 10%.

I made back 1% today using my usual method.

You have to use Technical Analysis and NOT the tweetings of someone with dodgy blood sugar levels.

I now realise how important money is - it gives you FREEDOM!

AAAAGH!

But can you imagine her head popping up from the other end of the bed, exclaiming "fandabbydozy!" and you suddenly realise that's not the worst of it - where's her hubby!

It is only out of moral outrage, Craig.

Do you think he makes Janette wear 'The uniform'?

Craig, do you socialize with The Krankies?

I can imagine you at a party in a townhouse owned by a dentist in Edinburgh. Buzz the doorbell and Frank Bough opens it wearing a cardigan and ushers you with a friendly smile into a room full of 70s minor celebs.

Sold at a 10% loss but if you hold your nerve it may be possible to recoup on the bounces with KAZ.

I am being visited by Krampus this year.

KAZ - lost 10% in one week. Bought on Monday at 590, sold on Friday at 538. Kaz is too volatile to hold over the weekend. The markets are reacting very postively to any flim flam Mr Orange spouts on twitter.
10% is more than I earn in a year. A Bengali massage (only Craig will know what this is).

Share price up!