RE: Poor old Berlusconi, so hard done by....18 Mar 2020 19:03
Dear Canetois,
"Pity times are so fraught with difficulties at the moment otherwise I could be tempted to loan you the keys to my currently empty property on the seafront some 250 yards from the JOA Casino de Canet en Roussillon. This, if it were possible, would be on the basis that I get 75% of any winnings you might achieve or, failing that a charge of, let’s say, a £10 a night accommodation charge until you’ve had enough. However, given that the Casino is closed and you and your faithful old Range Rover are not allowed to make the trip over the Pyrenees mountains I regrettably have to say it’s a none starter."
That's a very kind thought. And amazingly coincidental. Because I got an email from that casino today, announcing some sort of 'special event' starting for the next fortnight. Obviously 'automatically generated' and has slipped through the net, because all of Groupe JOA, like the other casino corporations, have shut up shop for now.
I know the place well (or rather the poker-room), because it's a haunt of mine when I go to Elne (23 km down the road), for the first truck-cross race of the season, or any other gathering there. Unfortunately I suspect the race has been cancelled (next month) as well.
Hopefully this madness will have subsided by September, so I may pop in and see you on my way to the 'Sismix' week at Lloret de Mar, in Spain.
adoubleuk
PS 75% of my winnings? You've got to be effin' joking. Ten quid a night is fine, though.
PPS Though come to think of it, my 'win ratio' at Canet isn't too brilliant, because truck-racing and playing poker don't really mix, even though I try to. Just having too much fun all at the same time, which plays hell with one's concentration. Plus there's a croupiere there who's an absolute doll, and that distracts me from mentally calculating the 'implied pot-odds' as well......