todays joke16 Oct 2019 22:14
This old man in his eighties got up and began putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor. I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”
When his wife got up out of her rocker and began putting on her sweater, he said, “Where are you going?”
She said, “I’m going to the doctor too.”
He said, “Why?”
She said, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”