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Someone has to clear the streets of the square mile of foie gras and bolinger vomit every morning, lol

My other very credible theory? A square has 4 sides and 4 corners. Blue are a 4 piece “band” who are inexplicably enjoying a new lease of life re-hashing their waste product from the 1990’s. Therefore Anthony Costa, Duncan James, Lee Ryan and the other one are our new friends, Blue Square. Christ. We’re well and truly fooked

Klueloss. Tick

Juicy. Maybe M.L has placed his hands on Bozzers head, yelled “God has saved you” then whispered in his ear “for the small matter of $800,000” AAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEN, BROTHER That’s as viable a theory as I can come up with! Perhaps Jezzer will see his own light and trundle into Walthamstow on his mobility scooter and Waco the f*** out of his “church” and followers (at 4 miles per hour) before turning the gun on himself and blamming his brains out through the back of his head. Or something.

Vig. Re: your rallying call for hope? When you’ve notched up nearly ten years in this open prison, then you can judge our emotions/behaviours. You will be there soon enough, We are going nowhere fast. Perhaps you and I can have a combined 30th and 21st anniversary wake :)

Eric. Spot-on 23.24 post. I’m also off to buy some shoe-custard - with extra skin. Lush

Unfortunately we’ve had nearly a decade of him offering up fantastical theories none of which have ever materialised, so I’m sure whatever his latest ramblings are they will fizzle out in the next few weeks/months. The reality is we are where we are as a result of a series of unfortunate events and incompetent leaders supported by cheerleaders (me included in the past) who have helped propogate untruths and allow theories to catch hold across the private investor communities such as LSE and iii (population, 1) as facts. Whilst all the time diluting our value to the point where, should we ever make any actual progress, our true worth will be unfulfilled. Here’s to another decade, pmsl

lol Thank your lucky stars we live in the UK. At least you won't have to pay for meds :)

Cheers for the reply VIG. Hats off for skilfully interpreting what is unsaid in a conversation more effectively than what actually comes out of his mouth! Quite a talent there. A talent that totally flies in the face of your description of yourself as a "demanding critic" I have to say. Christ on a bike...

You accepted a limp explanation and didn't try and pin him down on anything? Anything at all?? I thought there was more to you than that in all honesty. You come across as erudite and intelligent which makes your post all the more astounding. Like it never actually happened.

Quite perverse isn’t it, Eric? Nice to know these conversations have been taking place in Bozzer’s tiny office. After all, we are only shareholders scratching our noggins trying to work out exactly what has happened to our company since around the time Yaffle ham-fistedly tempted the board of MTR by flashing the top of its stockinged thigh. Before shaving.

Nagging away at the back of my mind? If Borelli has the type of track record we were led to believe he had, what prevented him from raising the relatively small necessary funds to kick on? $2-5m would have done it I imagine.

What we appear to be left with (unless our BOD bother to communicate any differently to us) is a slow, sleepwalk into the grateful arms of "business people" who say they know what it takes to get things done. Irrespective of whether they actually can or not, they appear to be talking a good game which is part of the dark arts. Borelli thus far has fallen short in that regard and this drift seems inevitable.

Indeed Vig.... but, again in the words of Alikhani "Kabwe will be very, very valuable" And, indeed, in the words of Yaffle "Kabwe will be very, very valuable" The problem we have is that the people that actually hold the keys to unlocking value here haven't been able to thus far... What's another few years, eh? Have a good day.

... you could start a new thread? Seeing "stuee" at the top of the replies makes everything taste like Macsween's haggis, pmsl

No worries - all the best to you too. Cheers for your AB chat info. Very interesting. As for Stuee? Be prepared to be hounded and hounded until you give in with requests for money (multiples of 7) in exchange for non-existent information from a non-existent Zambian. It's ok though, probably helped to stock up the Irn Bru cellar and Tunnock's Tea Cakes cupboard, or that tattoo of Gordon Wallace on his wotsit. He takes himself quite seriously. Legend has it that he has never been able to crack a smile and there isn't a mirror in his flat. Happier when he is angry or sucking the joy out of anything, that one. Must be the wind howling off the hideously polluted Tay, lololol

My advice would be to steer away from stuee.

Appreciate your candour - thanks very much.

lol - Bozzer's going to do some voice-coaching to not sound like Professor Yaffle and more like Bungle from Rainbow and try and sound convincing... We're fooked aren't we?

I'd hate to think what this will do to our SP... oh, hang on.