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Look there Finger Buff Prod, you only need to make a little joke about polar bears or penguins and everyone is happy.

What is a penguin's favourite type of lettuce?

Iceberg!

Or how can you tell when Harry is planning a rights issue?

Because it smells a bit fishy!

Hang on Singer, I just checked and if Harry wants to raise £12m he just needs to issue 2bn shares to some of his mates with money.

Lest we forget.

Surprised there isn't an uptick today.

https://www.ft.com/content/8f73b353-f111-425d-aa5c-87d2e6082681

Solid state tech will be also used in Mega Watt storage if the safety features prove to be so good.

Hi Quil,

Yes it was. I hadn't vacuum sealed it and it hasn't cracked.

Do I need to wait until deep winter to take the cap off>?

Yes of course, with escalating construction costs and further bonus payments in the pipeline, will the financial close even be enough for Kefi to build a small mine.

We waited so long, might as well give it a few more days to hear the excuses.

GLA.

Hi Sharezy,

Thanks for reading my post.

I harvested so many cooking apples this week and have made some loverly apple sauce.

For an uknown reason I put one of the jars in the freezer so at least I'll have some apple sauce on ice.

Another nice rise today, makes your portfolio worth haning on to.

GLA.

Hi BP,

Can see you enjoy elaberating.

As I don't have a crystal ball I can only go on previous patterns of behavour which have been much more frequent in recent years.

So five years ago Harry would start a little pumping with videos and an RNS during Summer time and then only chuck the bad news that actually he needed his swimming pool pump fixing, and that would be a month or so before Xmas.

We can't just assume that the never ending quest for money has ended and he needs so much more of it before his bank manager calls him into the office to discuss his overdraft facility.

GLA.

Yep last time it was 2.5p was Summer 2020 when there were around only fifty million shares or so. Now we have 9bn fair value for this prior to funding is actually only .7p

DYOR

Just a couple of Wood Group punters who got caught out this year.

No worries chum made a pile of cash on this during the last mappins so expecting to be lucky here again.

GLA.

Blue wave is back.

Hi BP yes well the usual scenario is you get a little red blob indicating there is an RNS explaining how much dilution is necessary to keep the lights on.

Harry does need to focus on behavioural change which is going to take strong motivation.

Until that day arrives we can all assume he has reached for his pocket calculator and is working out what share price will give him a few milliong top up. Perhaps he just needs it and as he can't get it anywhere else we all know where it is going to come from.

GLA.

BP just more repetition.

Why not register that the SP has opened lower than yestereday and perhaps RAB has put in a bid to sell a chunk, as we are just below resistance and it is hardly likely any money is coming in as it never has before?

You are going to need more imagination if you are going to cut it as a Green Boxer 1st class.

That's very giving of you.

Apart from BP, I think the other two have a stake here so they'll be buying their own garden sheds.

Not long now before we find out if HAA is spinning another yarn or this is the real deal this time.

With Ethiopia's multi billion dollar shopping list: new airport, rail infrastructure and war on malaria - well without Trumps billions they are going to need some sort of income.

Or does the Government like Harry prefer to run on empty?

AI thinks the that, The odds are high that Kefi will close the financial agreement for the Tulu Kapi mine in September 2025, as multiple sources report that the company and its partners are targeting September for financial close. All parties involved are supporting the goal, with significant groundwork and agreement finalizations in progress, placing KEFI on track to achieve this milestone and unlock full project development.

So my interpretation of Google AI is that it is highly likely event with the probabilty between 70% and 90% of happening.

I think because this event has been so well publicised the bookies should just be offering odds on the event and Harry could do an interview with Paddy Power such like.

Oh providing he doesn't get abducted by masked individuals.

There is a difference between grudge-bearing and begrudging.

Good luck to punters who get any pay out anywhere.

Of course I have kept to what to me is a large holding, but I haven't even spent half the time deramping this as I did ramping it if you look back at my posts historically.

Lastly on days like today when every snippet of detail about financial closure has dried up (just like the River Derwent) and the board is thin and almost clean of activity, well posters need someone to engage with.

Consider the few of us samaritans here to keep the story alive, the whole story, not just the half truths. 😊

Hi Shairzee,

I was already grudge-bearing ten years ago, but when 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐬 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬-𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬 told the market he had found a bank to loan enough to start a mine I ploughed a medium amount into the plan. There after the famous story teller 'Harry' kept me strung along for years.

I am only speculating how this might end if we are still on one of Harry's very long joy rides.

Also last week you promised yourself you weren't going to engage with the otherside of the fence, but here you are being rude to anyone who has a different story to you and Adams family.

Maybe your a chip off the block? 😊

Every time he pushes the confetti bomb, you say to yourself, darn I could see that coming.

Bit of a punt here.

Might even be worth getting out before any news drops in a few weeks.

GLA.

McDoog,

Stop being so horrible to BP.

He only started posting this year, I can already see improvements.

You have to have patience with new posters, sometimes they come good.

Hi ManU,

It's not just here money isn't coming in.

Looking around the AIM quogmire there are hundreds of companies who haven't learn the rules running a company, in that you have to sell something so as to pay your workers and gather cash into an account.

It's going to take a full time team of posters to reach out to all the companies and explain how financial systems work. We could start a company to do this and employ posters, just I am not sure where the funding would come from.

I know what rampers are thinking here, why not fundraise by selling company shares as it has worked for Kefi for seventeen years.

Perhaps we could be honest and call it a not for profit company>?

Here is a wash plant advertised in Ethiopia.

Think how much surface gold could have been washed out during the rainy season, with free water, over the decades and made Kefi a pile of cash?

https://et-machine.en.made-in-china.com/product/LwOGtFeukNpM/China-Ethiopia-Hot-Sale-200tph-Mobile-Portable-Gold-Trommel-Machine.html?pv_id=1j33bum6i7fa&faw_id=1j33buub4aad&bv_id=1j33bva6s0b5&pbv_id=1j33buduo072z

Leaset it would show the Government the company was trying to get a bit of gold out from the licence.

At least would would have recovered some of the £5,250,000 paid for the licence.

https://et-machine.en.made-in-china.com/product/LwOGtFeukNpM/China-Ethiopia-Hot-Sale-200tph-Mobile-Portable-Gold-Trommel-Machine.html?pv_id=1j33bum6i7fa&faw_id=1j33buub4aad&bv_id=1j33bva6s0b5&pbv_id=1j33buduo072z