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So there's a chance pirates might run off with my dodgy trainers.
How dare they.

The only downside for me is I've ordered a dodgy pair of trainers made in Taiwan off ebay.
Sods law they'll be stuck in the jam.
Oh well s**t happens.

The size of the ship is't the issue.
The fact is, it's big and as luck would have it happens to be stuck in what appears to be the narrowest section of the canal.
Oh well s**t happens.

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Implications of the suez situation may not yet be fully realised but if they can't give it a good nudge soon things could develop very quickly.
Meanwhile the main thorn in our side at present seems to be the EU covid rollout.

GLA.

Time for the afternoon Tullow sea shanty to cheer everyone up.
All together now.
90p at 3pm doo-dah.
90p at 3pm Happy's gone away.

Three cheers for the captain, that guy needs a honorary knighthood and a big tug boat.

Time for a good old Tullow sea shanty.
90p at 3pm.

JMAX.
My point is, if we were, we would probably be up s**t creek in the same boat as them.

Food for thought, many countries across the globe are making giant strides rolling out vaccines now.
Europe meanwhile are looking like and acting like a lame duck.
I wonder where the UK and indeed Tullow would be right now if we had remained in the European Union.

This is probably the worst possible time for Tullow specific rabbits out of the hat.
Good news would simply be drowned out by the noisy neighbours.

GLA.

Keep calm and focus on the big picture.
This is a covid driven oil price decline that is impacting on numerous sectors and nothing to do with Tullows forward strategy.

In other words stupidity.

If there's one thing I've learnt on my travels, it's never say blow me when in Brighton.

Forget which half of the pitch the balls in.
Sit back, relax and watch the seagulls.

I'd much prefer to believe Morgan Stanley's price target and reasoning to Jefferies any day of the week.

If the professionals at Jefferies can put up a unrealistic baseless target of 21p and mislead potential investors, why is a £1 target amongst bullish holders on this BB so delusional when it is based on global economical recovery, oil demand, possitive sector sentiment and a solid in house recovery plan.

GLA.

Hope so, for a happy new year.

MSM.
It's not yet clear wHether proximity to land is the issue regarding discoveries.
At the time of the Jethro/Joe drill results there was much consternation that we had drilled upper/lower tertiary low hanging fruit to prove up the block rather than cretacious targets.

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Marcel.
No offence meant, it was just a bit of banter.
On a serious note I do remember the same argument being put forward regarding the fact our Orinduick block was the wrong side of ExxonMobils prolific Stabroek block.
One thing is for sure we don't seem to be following the scent too well lately.

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Many on this BB complain about a lack of technical analysis, so here goes.
I would like to draw your attention to the first half of Mr Beethams first sentence.
It is totally dismissive of Shawzs broker recommendations without foundation.
The second half of the sentence contains a capital D for no apparent reason and the whole passage is littered with exlamation marks ! (well two).
What does it all mean, is there some sublimnal message hidden in the text.
Who knows, not me.