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£1 party, more like fists at dawn party, anyway what are the odds of a white xmas?
Sirius Minerals: A crucial price level to keep an eye on
by Alistair Strang from Trends and Targets | 1st August 2019 09:55
Sirius shares recently hit a key target on their way down, prompting our chartist to take another look.
Back in June, Sirius Minerals (LSE:SXX) finally hit our 13p drop target, something we'd been moaning about since February!
Crucially, it did not really break the target (it hit 12.98P) and exhibited a half decent bounce. But price moves are proving reminiscent of AIM shares whose price seem controlled by chatroom gossip.
—This is when Sirius Minerals shares should rebound
It starts to appear the at the 17p level, which shall prove crucial anytime soon for Sirius. In the event the share price manages trade above such a level, recovery to an initial 19.70p calculates as comfortably possible.
Our secondary, if such a level bettered, computes at 25.7p and we suspect a rise will falter around such a level. Surprisingly, future recovery beyond this point looks like growth in 10p increments, something which we simply do not understand.
Otherwise, the problem level of 13p remains an issue until such time Sirius manages close a session above 18p. We'd be inclined to take this as a pretty solid movement into safety, even though the price has not exceeded blue on the chart.
Below 13p and it still looks like Sirius shall eventually bottom at 4p.
admin are patrolling this board 24/7, can we get a few of them on the streets to assist the police?
thanks, I hope he/her spells my name right.
BEYOND 30 meters a day.
my sight is going but I can hear a fiver hitting the carpet.
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If you’re interested in learning about construction progress and finding out more about upcoming works across the project, we have planned a series of drop-in events near our Woodsmith Mine, Lockwood Beck and Wilton sites.
They will take place on the following dates between 4.00 – 7.00pm:
Sneaton Village Hall: Tuesday 16 July
Moorsholm Village Hall: Thursday 18 July
Lingdale village hall: Tuesday 23 July.
Hawsker Village Hall: Wednesday 24 July.
Corus Sports & Social Centre (British Steel Club Dormanstown): Tuesday 30 July.
For more progress information, visit https://map.siriusminerals.com/
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if sxx fail this is where my money will go
Q: where's the best place to investing your money? A: Alcohol, where else do you get 40%?
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i wonder if the motley fool has anything to do with these ratings.
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Shocking biased articles with unsound ‘financial advice’ Avoidin
Shockingly badly researched, biased articles which keep being regurgitated again and again. Makes a person wonder At times if articles are posted to drive down the share price of specific companies.... investment advice is an absolute joke Avoid Avoid Avoid......