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Sold most of my holding at 256p. Thinking about coming back in at 225p. What's the dividend yield? Next payment date?

Longtimeinvestor: If the debt is corporate bonds does that mean it's our pension funds that take the hit?

How much of this debt is on Lloyds? Would be great to have a specific figure. The debt is considered JUNK, apparently.

Seriously, I'd like to ditch my bank holding at 45p but that might be a long wait. Summer holiday in Tuscany with the girls might need to be cancelled.

QANTAS: that nose dive and emergency landing was rather scary, my dear!

Hope your weren't listening to Rick123 when he was screaming Buy! Buy! Buy! at 565p

Sell out for the summer or wait for better news in 2024?

Clarisssa wants a new pony so I'm tempted to sell up with a tiny profit at 124p. Any thoughts?

Nothing so stale as yesterday's rumour. You're clutching at straws.

Another stock I'm holding onto for the big dividend payouts. At some point I'll need to scale back.

How long will I need to wait for £19.95 ?

Ramping Rick123456789 has gone into hiding?

Seriously, I like Rik's posts: he's very savvy with stock picking, a very prolific poster, and very skilled in Chat AI. Let's ditch the takover bubble nonsense and make our investments are fair value prices: c. 450p. Time to water the geraniums. By for now. DYOR. SPQR.

Was entertaining the idea of buying in if they collapse back to 450p.

"Anxieties and fears are often felt as a physical sensation—a knot in the stomach, a tight throat, a “sinking feeling” or some other unpleasant experience."

Dr Pangloss: "At least OCADO closed above their low for the day."

"Don't say I didn't warn you."

--- Lady Travesties.

I'm a bit behind with my spring cleaning this year. Just paying all the bills. Premiums up 20-50% in most cases, despite shopping around and asking for tips from the ladies at the spa. Which brings me to L&G? Time to dust off the share certificates and cash them in, or hold for another year?

Personally, I think that shorting a stock is a wicked practice. It's like kicking somone when they're down, or tripping someone up who's already disabled. It's not British. In the past, I've witnessed how the shorts will hang on for months (even years), waiting for that cash flow crisis when the banks say NO and stock has sunk so low that a rights issue is impossible. The shorts hang on like crab lice. Ocado is now top of the league with shorts. Precarious.

Been wondering whether to hold on to this airline through the summer. Good news for the patient?

RBC starts IAG with 'sector perform' - price target 180 pence

DYOR, my dears.

RBC starts easyJet with 'sector perform' - price target 540 pence.

DAY 6 of the Takeover Bidding War:

Scientists uncover evidence of investors who have become addicted to chewing takeover bubble gum. They warn that this habit could damage your finances. DYOR, my dears.

Shorts increased to Total 6.34%

Congratulations to the BLUES today!

I'm still not happy with this speculative takeover bubble bath, however, so I think I'll wait before dipping my feet, even if that means missing a short term (epic) gain. * Throws a stiletto at the PC monitor *

Might have trouble picking up some bargain basement OCADO given today's rally.

*Wipes away tears and smudged lipstick *

I'm sitting on a bucket load of these at average cost of 95p. Don't mind if they maintain the high dividend which seems increasingly unlikely. Might be a long road to recovery for VODAFONE ?

Pondering selling half my holding if they touch 525p again. But maybe I'm being rather impatient? How long should I wait for 550-600p ?