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Remote Monitored Systems PLC
17 December 2020
Certain information contained in this announcement would have been deemed ridiculous for the purposes of Article 7 of Regulation (EU) No 596/2014 until the release of this announcement.
17 December 2020
Remote Monitored Sistems plc ("RMS" or the "bullshiesters")
Pharm 2 Farm Update and other matters.
Remote Monitored Systems plc, announces the following updates in respect of its holy owned subsidiary, Pharm2 Farm Limited ("P2F").
Gareth Cave has lost his voice.
The report indicates certain areas of his voice require refinement prior to speaking, including the process by which the voice is adjusted for Trevor Browns input levels. These adjustments are expected to be completed during the next week alongside the final voice finishing work which excludes all talking about anything positive.
Delivery of the voice box machine to Nottingham
In order to accommodate the adjustments noted above we been have advised of a further slight delay to the delivery of the positive voice box. The finished voice box will be ready to depart Tricky Trevors premises on 24(th) December 2020, the date of arrival in Nottingham is not known as the directors do not know how far Dr Cave can throw his voice but is anticipated around the 6th January when Tricky gets his millions from the BRH dividend.
The Company expects to provide a further update on his master voice once the voice box has been commission and is operational in Nottingham.
Also the company would like to report that John Richardson is having a great laugh at shareholders expense
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