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If any sober shipmates here the sound of crap Russian Folk songs accompanied by huffing & puffing ,

don’t be alarmed it’s just Putin desperately trying to improve Russian moral & rebuild his prize bridge using conscripts, Lada’s & gallons of vodka ,

Unfortunately only half a dozen drunk convicts turned up rather like his Birthday …

Everyday he becomes more isolated & unhinged with the hideous whiff of desperation creeping in , after having your battle strategy outwitted , outclassed & arse kicked by the Ukrainian army .

Rums & Failed war strategy all Round

Markets & todays finish not pretty - for those interested -

Closing price
0-Oct-22 16:35:19 4.60 205,000 Sell* 4.50 5.50 9,430 UT
Vol - 8.3 million

Stock on loan / shorts
3.2 million

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Putins 70 th birthday yesterday & nothing to cheer about ..

A couple of dozen Russians turned up outside of his palace ( under duress ) to carry out the tackiest , orchestrated Birthday ceremony…
jeez ,even Septic Lils naked wrestling party’s are less embarrassing…

More Tanks & artillery captured by the Ukrainians…
His own people leaving in droves ..

Anyhow ..Zelensky rang Putin as it was his birthday , went something like this …

Hey Putin do you want to hear a joke - Zelensky said
Sure - Putin grumbled
Ukraine ! - Zelensky said
I don’t get it ? - Putin frowned
You will never get it !! Zelensky cheered

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Lb & all

Afternoon- certainly reduced interest even from Darth Vaders, dark side # Shorters
Cost to borrow 27.78
No of loans 45 ( must be tiddlors / hedges perhaps )

Will likely flounder in 5 p cove until any future news or the Nuke goes off

Have a superb weekend all , **** always feels better with a skin full of grog

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Well They are certainly dead when pickled

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Volume is poor
3.9 million
In fact there’s a bigger queue of buyers at Whitby pier for candy floss & a bag of pickled whelks !

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Afternoon all

Stock on loan / shorts
3.32 million - decreased 3.1 million since yesterday
( lowest level for 2 years )
Perhaps Shorts & Hedging reducing as ii reduced .

ii holdings
27.8 million- decreased
Funds 520 k - decreased
https://www.morningstar.com/stocks/xlon/eua/ownership

Only noting as early in month - lack of interest in the stock in both directions perhaps due to the skirmish off the port side .

Each to there own

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Putins milking the propaganda,
His peoples faith in him is getting washed down the Karzy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-06/kremlin-lets-state-media-tell-some-truth-on-putin-s-stalling-war?srnd=premium-europe

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‘ second wave of Russians ‘

The only wave coming is a ‘ Mexican Wave ‘ by the Ukrainians after capturing another 50 tanks from Putins failing invasion ,

Perhaps when signing up all the prisoners as conscripts Putin should have shown them how to use a tank
What a dipstick !

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Russians being driven out faster than the tide at Morecambe bay

What’s Putin’s biggest accomplishment?
He has succeeded in turning the Russian army (self-proclaimed second best army in the world) into… the second best army in Ukraine. !

Putin has underestimated the Ukrainian resolve & resilience

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Looks like the Rum & chuckle thread got chucked over the port side

They don’t like a slice of humour up em !

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Uvill & all

I suggest you create another account just like the one 3 days old your using to spout your war agenda on here , with your Ivan Drago moniker ,
Very sad

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More Russians fleeing than signing up # says it all

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-04/more-russians-flee-than-join-putin-s-army-after-call-up-for-war?srnd=premium-europe

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If any shipmates hear a plunging sound accompanied by bags of Russian swearing off the port side

Don’t worry about it , that’s just Putin & his rag tag army desperately trying to load 200 yr old Muskets & Blunderbuss for weapons as Ukrainians have got all there tanks & Kalashnikovs

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Putins underestimated the Ukrainian resolve & resilience !

Ragtag disorganised troops & rusty tanks are Being driven out faster than the tide at Morecambe Bay

When a crocodile bites a Rattlesnake it will turn & bite back & yes it might be 50 times bigger however the crocodile will endure a slow & painful death # Putin by his own people

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-04/more-russians-flee-than-join-putin-s-army-after-call-up-for-war?srnd=premium-europe

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Lb, magnum , ctc, sbrace & all

Evening, lb your figures look correct to me , mind you I’ve had a couple of tots of Rum ..
Funds - evaporated with the index change in June
Institutions- need to look at previous month as often lists decrease since invested rather than month on month .

To think 18 month ago institutions were 90 million & funds 85 million
What about the USA ii in @ 26.5 ( yes many think forward sold at the time ) however 75% down from that level .

Fu@cking Putin the bell end

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5.09 UT
Vol 4.9 million - poor

Stock on loan / shorts
6.37 million- unchanged

ii stock holdings - Morningstar
https://www.morningstar.com/stocks/xlon/eua/ownership
Stock 27.7 million- decreased 700k
Funds - 522k - decreased

Just noting as beginning of month

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More Russians fleeing than joining Putins crazy invasion

Troops Losing confidence faster than Septic Lil losing her knickers on a Saturday night

When a crocodile bites a Rattlesnake it will turn & bite back & yes it might be 50 times bigger however the crocodile will endure a slow & painful death

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-04/more-russians-flee-than-join-putin-s-army-after-call-up-for-war?srnd=premium-europe

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Russians are hanging on the ropes & being leathered from all sides by Rocky Ukrainian Marciano with horse shoes in there gloves !

Putins Sphincter must be nipping so tight a maggots eyelash wouldn’t pass his fuzzy felt war strategies are crumbling in front of his Angry Turnip head

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-03/ukraine-advances-in-south-after-hammering-russians-in-northeast?srnd=premium-europe

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Any chance I can finish my full English before the madman presses the button !
Got some beautiful black pudding sizzling in the pan

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