Crap getting older …17 Sep 2022 01:19
It’s crap getting older , the clocks seem to run on Nitros
Sleep less at night & more during the day
Hair receding faster than the tide going out at Morecambe bay ,
&
Going on a car journey the grandkids asking you if you’ve been to the toilet before setting off !
& of course
gravity working against your body , everything starts sagging & heading south !
In fact Earlier this eve sat supping Rum with Septic Lil in Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill ,
She needed to powder her nose so bent down for her handbag & squealed out in pain when trying to stand up
What is it Septic ? I asked
Pain , terrible sharp pain in my chest ! She cried !
Breathe slowly Septic , deep breaths .. I said
Then she realised she was stood on her left titty Ha ha. Gravity gets the ladies too
Rums & Friday shenanigans all Round