RE: Trolls3 Aug 2025 16:16
Brilliant by Kemech -
May be of interest to some:
kemche - 28 Mar 2024 - 14:16:41 - 17636 of 19423 RED ROCK RESOURCES PLC - Information Thread - RRR
Arlington Chetwynd Talbott, My apologies - I seemed to have called PPP, CRCL and RRR utterly wrongly. My investment process is usually thorough so there may have been a glitch in that.
To reiterate:
ACT, I post here, as I do elsewhere, when I come across unique companies displaying certain characteristics:
1) Of paramount importance in my research process is looking into the history of the BODs. I look for impeccable morals, gentlemen whose word is their bond, who deliver on their countless hundreds of promises, whose care of the financial wellbeing of their shareholders is sacrosanct and who have nary a thought of their own pocket.
2)At a bare minimum I look for a history of AT LEAST 92 fundraisings.
3) I ensure that the BOD have partaken in ALL of those fundraisings lest they miss out on the rise.
4) It is paramount that the company be involved in either a hole in the ground or offers promise of unbridled riches.
5) It is a must for me that they partake in objective interviews with the finest peddlers of PR services operating in the fringes of the city.
6) I ensure that ALL the shareholders are pensioners, preferably above the age of 70, whose combined IQ approaches at least double digits.
7) It is a must for me that there be cheerleaders of the company on all platforms of whom at least some MUST be insiders and preferably operating as financial advisers.
8) It is vital the the company have numerous holes in the ground covering the entirety of every metal, liquid and gas known to man. This is so that they can shift their attention to whatever happens to be the interest du jour at the drop of a hat. The shareholders must feel as though all their bases are covered.
9) It is imperative that ALL their various tenements be purchased for circa £56.78 (or thereabouts) and be immediately worth £800m each.
10) Each tenement MUST pass the nearology and closeology test to convince the shareholders that our tenements too are worth $19 billion as the successful operation next-door.
11) Each prospect must be in faraway exotic location that no one can get near for the sake of commercial and competitive advantage.
12) They must be in proximity to 5 star hotels and golf courses.
13) Each must be able justify adequate "admin" to be believable.
14) Their corporate governance must be beyond reproach. Any loans, funding, "investment" must be reported in note 98 to the accounts as early as 5 years after the event.
15) All funding, CLNs or loans MUST be in obscure subsidiaries in opaque jurisdictions.
16) They must offer the remotest chance of increasing in value by 845,985% just like that other random company did.
17) They must be judged on the delivery of their word - whether that be shipments to 5 buyers in China, cashflow from Shyte creek, moneys fro
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