RE: GOBI Well Testing Initiation APRIL & Operational Update RNS6 Apr 2026 11:26
trump’s “victory timeline” claims.
mar 3: "we won the war."
mar 7: "we defeated iran."
mar 9: "we must attack iran."
mar 9: "the war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
mar 11: “you never like to say too early you won. we won. in the first hour it was over.” mar 12: "we did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
mar 13: "we won the war."
mar 14: "please help us."
mar 15: "if you don't help us, i will certainly remember it."
mar 16: "actually, we don't need any help at all."
mar 16: "i was just testing to see who's listening to me."
mar 16: "if nato doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
mar 17: "we neither need nor want nato's help."
mar 17: "i don't need congressional approval to withdraw from nato."
mar 18: "our allies must cooperate in reopening the strait of hormuz."
mar 19: "us allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the strait of hormuz."
mar 20: "nato are cowards."
mar 21: "the strait of hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. we don't use it, we don't need to open it."
mar 22: "this is the last time. i will give iran 48 hours. open the strait"
mar 22: "iran is dead"
mar 23: "we had very good and productive talks with iran."
mar 24: "we’re making progress."
mar 25: “they gave us a present and the present arrived today. and it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. i’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” mar 26: "make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
mar 27: "we don’t have to be there for nato."
mar 28: no major quote
mar 29: claimed talks were progressing
mar 30: "open the strait of hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
mar 31: claimed a deal was "very close" and that iran would "do the right thing"
apr 1: "we’ll see what happens very soon."
apr 2: repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
apr 3: "something big is going to happen."
apr 4: said iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
apr 5: "open the ****in' strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell - just watch! praise be to allah."