The Two Golden Rules o’ Plunder-Proof Investing:7 Aug 2025 14:53
As told by Old Sea-Dog Buffett himself:
1. Find a Ship Worth Stealin' (aka: A Wonderful Business)
2. Nab it When the Price Be a Steal (aka: An Attractive Price)
🏴☠️ What Be a “Wonderful Business,” Ye Ask?
Arrr, it be a vessel that sails smooth and strong through stormy seas — an industry ye know like the back o’ yer hook-hand.
She’s got a thick hull o’ durable competitive advantage, like cannons no rival can match.
And she’s crewed by an honest, battle-hardened captain and mates who care for the ship like their own booty. No scallywags or plunder-happy fools aboard.
🪙 What Be an “Attractive Price”?
Ye find this mighty ship sittin’ in port, sellin’ for half her weight in doubloons. A $10 prize offered up for $5 — mad, ye say? Nay.
Buy her up, and ye’ve locked in profit as surely as the tide rolls in.
The only mystery is when ye’ll cash the loot — but rest assured, ye will.
This be the only sure map to fortune I’ve ever laid eyes upon.
Keep buyin’ $10 treasures for $5, over and over — and soon ye’ll be sailin’ a gold-plated galleon.
⚓ But Heed This, Matey:
Ye can’t just grab any ol’ dinghy floatin’ by and call it treasure.
Ye must first ask yerself, with eyes sharp and spyglass steady:
Be this a Wonderful Business?
Be she On Sale?
If ye can shout “Aye!” to both without crossin' yer fingers — weigh anchor!
But mark me words:
Many siren-ships will try to lure ye in — businesses ye can’t understand, captains ye can’t trust, and maps ye haven’t time to study properly.
Don’t be a fool chasin’ fog. Stick to ports ye know, with ships ye’d trust yer life to.
Stay sharp, don’t rush, and may yer doubloons multiply faster than a kraken’s tentacles at feeding time. 🦑💰
Now get back to scannin’ them charts, ye savvy investor of the seven spreadsheets.