Dear Jon,1 Jul 2019 13:21
I write this note because you’re not being open with me and you need to know how I feel about that.
When we first met, you swept me away with your promises of things to come, and I gave our relationship everything I had. Namely all my spare cash which you took in a heartbeat, promising transparency and an information share covering every twist and turn of our journey together.
But now you’ve gone very quiet on me. You don’t call, you don’t write, in fact I rarely know what you’re up to. Last time I saw you was at the Capital Markets Day and you were very subdued. Sami seemed to take centre stage (and all the glory) for announcing that new dividend policy.
Why did we feel the need to do that now by the way? It’s not that I don’t welcome it, I do. But I’d like to know why now?
Anyway, Sami’s suddenly gone and without a word….are you in trouble Jon?
You see this lack of transparency only leads to misunderstandings and rumour. Like where’s that export pipeline that should have been completed mid year and won’t be ready for another three months? How big's that pipe?
Or why are we so far behind your schedule taking us to 55kbopd? It’s been pushed back twice now. Is it really just Q1 2020 back to Q2? Or is it death by a thousand cuts? You do know both the P&L and our capex payback plan will be critically affected by any delays don’t you? And it’s not as if we don’t have enough money to cope with operational problems as they occur along the way to more oil being pumped. Or is it something more fundamental?
And what’s with the FPD....what are you actually proposing to alleviate MNR concerns?
As for that share buyback initiative, were you bounced into it? Certainly you have now adopted a policy that had only recently been discussed and discounted at Board level. Why?
These and many other questions remain unanswered.
So I can’t help thinking things have slipped between us and all that early enthusiasm for our relationship, which was once so sexy and compelling.
You’ve changed Jon, not me, and you’re now engaged in sterile platitudes and apologies for your lacklustre performance. The pressure’s on and you need to be seen to respond. Because I can’t go on like this, not knowing.
At the very least I ask that you do what you say you’re going to do. Otherwise, where is the trust?
I want that share price sex back. I want those financially ravaging orgasms like last August. I’ll never forget that exhilarating month when every day was accompanied by a new sp orgasmic wave, with expectations of so much more to come.
What happened to us Jon?
I’m not leaving, though God only knows I’ve thought about it, I just want you to get your mojo back.
Please, talk to me Jon, help me understand.
Don’t be a stranger.
With deep affection,
Straycat.
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