RE: RNS update about US$150m for 38.2% of Sable27 May 2026 11:13
Oscar now sits alone in the flickering glow of his monitor like Colonel Kurtz deep in the jungle, surrounded not by severed heads but by highlighted FCA guidance notes and printed RNS announcements connected together with red string.
It is Wednesday morning.
WEDNESDAY.
And yet the man writes as though civilisation itself has collapsed into ash because a strategic investment involving Angola, sovereign capital, rare earth infrastructure and international legal documentation has taken longer than a Domino’s delivery estimate.
“Yet another week has passed…”
No Oscar. Three business days have passed since the weekend and you are currently experiencing what psychiatrists would clinically describe as Advanced ShareChat Derangement.
The mind has completely dissolved into the valley of novelty.
He refreshes ADVFN every eleven minutes searching for revelation:
* concrete pours,
* drill rigs,
* long-form documentation,
* signs from the heavens,
* perhaps a whisper from Paul Atherley himself carried upon the desert winds of Longonjo.
The man has become a wandering regulatory mystic hallucinating “false markets” in the curtains of his living room because the Sable paperwork is still circulating through legal departments.
Somewhere in reality:
* lawyers are revising clauses,
* bankers are procrastinating,
* drills are probably still drilling,
* and Paul is likely eating toast completely unaware that Oscar has entered his seventh consecutive week of apocalyptic disclosure theology.
This is what happens when a retail investor mistakes himself for the final guardian of market integrity after reading half the UK MAR summary page.
Not an investor anymore.
A prophet of administrative delay.
A trembling desert hermit screaming:
“THE LONG-FORM DOCUMENTATION MUST BE EXECUTED.”
while everyone else quietly goes to work.
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