RE: RNS tomorrow?28 May 2026 11:27
What’s fascinating is that Oscar never actually addresses the substance of anything said to him.
The moment someone points out:
* the exaggerated timelines,
* the obsessive scoreboard mentality,
* the constant legal theatre,
* or the obvious emotional overinvestment…
…he immediately retreats into:
“LSD hallucinations”
or
“save it for Telegram.”
Why?
Because insults are easier than self-awareness.
The reality is nobody said shareholders don’t deserve updates. Most people would agree that after more than three weeks since the last RNS — and over six weeks since the substantive strategic investment update — the market would appreciate some clarity.
But Oscar doesn’t just want updates.
He wants existential reassurance.
That’s why every delay becomes:
* “inside information,”
* “false markets,”
* “continuous disclosure obligations,”
* and now apparently a football match where he’s “2-0 up” against strangers who stopped replying.
It’s difficult to take seriously a man who speaks like a combination of:
* a panicked compliance officer,
* a failed barrister,
* and someone refreshing ADVFN at 1am searching for emotional closure through PDF timestamps.
Then the moment he gets mocked for behaving absurdly, he suddenly abandons all the pseudo-legal seriousness and starts throwing playground insults with absolutely no foundation whatsoever.
Which, ironically, says far more about his emotional state than anyone else’s.