Irene, Mermaids and wine coupons26 Jul 2020 11:15
To IreneKrapp, LSE’s majestic de-ramping mermaid princess:
In celebration of the BPC/CERP merger, my wife and I would like to invite you for a seaside picnic. If you could swim to us I would greet you with open arms and then grill your delicious fish tail on a huge BBq with a virgin olive oil, garlic and lemon dip, accompanied by an exquisite Chablis Grand Cru. Yummy. Painless surgery by a mermaid doctor will enable prosthetics (a pair of plastic flippers) to replace your tail, so you can join us. This gourmet feast would also apply if you were a Merman. Ps: Is it possible I can ride you for 30 minutes in the sea prior to the tail removal procedure? Thanks. RSVP
[I wish to thank our generous sponsor Majestic Wines plc for funding this post. They are currently offering amazing deals on cases of Chablis and (for Irene K) cheap ‘breakfast’ gin. Hurry this OFFICIAL offer while stocks last expires in 7 days, as has my patience dealing with certain extremely annoying de-rampers on the BPC and CERP share discussion forums. Please forward to all your Facebook friends so they too can benefit from this fantastic Majestic Wines offer by presenting this message at the till quoting coupon code ‘LSE-BPC-CERP-BURP-Starchild’.]
Key takeaways: BUY CERP, BUY BPC, drink wine (in moderation), eat more fish, speak to an independent financial advisor, always DYOR and totally ignore Irene K.
Starchild (AKA ‘Starfish’)
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