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How can anyone invest in a company where somebody at the top of the organisation promises you an update and does not deliver it on time. No different to arranging a meet up with someone and being no showed.

That 'something else' my friend is substantial dilution on the behalf of the ordinary shareholder, i.e. the likes of you and your olive harvesting friends.

Rather than asking what the meaning of a price monitoring is etc, you should all be on the blower asking AT where his update is....! After all, he actually promised one punter via email that he was going to provide you with an update by the end of March. It is now April. That alone would have me concerned. Rather than taking your frustrations out on the likes of me, take them out on him. Missing promised deadlines is just not good sport imo. I can smell a can kicker a mile away.

Extrader, I have just finished eating my lunch which consisted of pizza, pasta pesto and salad. However, my salad was missing one ingredient.................can you guess what that ingredient might have been.......? Olives. Please focus more of your time in filling the olive orders you no doubt have instead of the irony comments.

Peterfal - your name is an anagram of FeelPrat. How are you feeling? Prattish?

As I predicted earlier in the month, you won't get an rns and once again my assumptions were correct at the time. Another 250k of cash burn and a couple of tweets to boot with no real substance. I smell a rat here. Expect another can kicker. There are only so many times you can repeat the same update over and over and over and over again before people get sick and tired of it. Like a broken record player repeating the same thing over and over and over and over again. I am feeling bored writing this tbh. Squeaky bum time ladies.

What goes up must come down. Classic p&d traders share.

The irony here is that all of you are hoping for a sp around the ipo £1.56. Glencore's sp is just over £1.19 which means you haven't got a chance of getting any where near what you are all bounding around. We are now at the stage where they have around 250K in the bank and most of you are getting hot under the collar because of a few tweets here and there. Please don't fall victim to what is unfolding in the background imo. Substantial dilution is just around the corner and it is the ordinary shareholder, i.e. you guys, who will feel the brunt. Don't say you haven't been warned.

Looks like Parsons and BM are getting diddly squat as per the last paragraph of the rns:

The Company re-iterates that it is no longer in exclusive discussions in respect of the Proposed Transaction and there is no certainty that the Proposed Transaction will proceed or will successfully conclude. The Company does not consider there to be any realistic prospect that the Proposed Transaction (or any other transaction which constitutes a 'change of control' event) will complete prior to the expiry of these executives' employments and thus there is currently no expectation that the Company will be liable under their existing employment contracts to make any related payment to either James Parsons or Brian Mitchener.

It also looks like this is finally curtains for Sound. No deal in place. Tomorrow morning will be carnage. Going to need Titanium hats as opposed to tin hats. We had better get the lemonade and popcorn supplies topped up at Chuckle HQ. We can't find any loo roll anywhere, but very much looking forward to the carnage show tomorrow. JTF will be with you no longer. He feels as though he has said what he has had to say and will be making no further comments. He said that he has more pressing things on his mind like keeping us both in spam over the imminent lock down period. He does send his regards to everybody and is looking to shut down Chuckle Energy Plc in due course. A further announcement on this will be made in due course.

I will answer your question for you ShrewdDude67 - Substantial dilution at the expense of the ordinary shareholder.

We were very disappointed that the local Boulangerie to us did not stock any processed meat products. JTF walked in to one near the Moulin Rouge and asked Avez Vous La Spam Fritter sil vous plait? His question was met with a rather puzzled look from the staff behind the counter. He then told them his name was James Bond and they then wrote his name on the paper cup and served him his coffee. Passers by looked perplexed as they saw him sipping his drink with his 007 name written on the side of his cup. As the saying goes, you can take a Chuckle out of a chippy, but you can't take the chippy out of Paris. Did our final Corona shop this afternoon. £160 of junk food. Some of it already consumed may I add!

Ouch. Tin hat time Ladies. Also time for a nice healthy fritter breakfast whilst I enjoy the show!

I have never seen oil prices this low. Down almost 30%. Ouch. Equities plunged and currencies and bonds seeing wild moves. Doesn't look very good fellas! Tin hat time.

Yes you are correct. Never buy in to a rising share or after a decent rns. Dr Remington is indeed correct. Hence why I no longer make those basic mistakes. You should already be invested or locked and loaded before a decent rns lands. I also do not believe in the LTH theory. LTH to me means you are trapped in a share and hoping for it to recover to the point where you can get your original investment back. It rarely happens on AIM. Averaging down is a waste of time too. I averaged down here with this share and still lost out. Throwing fire at fire is not the cure to paper loss. You become a mug punter overnight when you average down. You should really be averaging up and selling on good news. I also am a great believer that radio silence and cash burn leads to one thing..........de-listing or death spiral loans/heavy dilution. This has already been hinted on in previous rns statements. You only have to read between the lines. Ordinary shareholders may be substantially diluted. The hints are there or as I like to say, the seeds are being sown for the inevitable announcement. It is as if the BOD are saying...'Don't say we didn't warn you'. They are not going to tell you what goes on behind closed doors. They will just announce that they will update the market in due course / imminently. Look at PREM if you want to see a can kicker and I am invested in PREM and a LTH. Oops, I said the dreaded words. See what I mean?

The Rick Rule falls flat on it's head when a stock falls to zero or is delisted altogether. Don't be another mug punter on the AIM, convincing yourself that a 50% or higher paper loss is good money management. It simply isn't.

Trust me, living above a chippy in a grotty bedsit is absolute paradise Beardozer. You can keep your cheap Zanaga shares. My world is already complete with the smell of greasy chips and spam fritters.

Sounds like a great idea Dr Remington. You buy the chip shop and charge me double the standard prices for my spam fritters and um bongo. I was secretly hoping you would make the chippy a shrine to me rather than Zanaga Iron Ore, but you can't have it all! Special thanks to Extrader for his informative links to Simon the Zealot. Yes, there are many similarities.

Trust me mate, the egg is well and truly in all of your faces and definitely not on mine.

I was a LTH of this share, but ran a mile after I read the most recent bout of rns statements. I have actually made 10k by exiting this share when I did as it has retreated at such a rate and not stopping either. My money is safe in the bank and you can quote me as much as you like, but keep it current as I have changed my mind on this share, but never doubted the asset in place.

Dr Remington, you have mis-quoted me. The first quote about dusters actually related to Sound Energy Plc. Please get your facts straight and try not to relate other quotes about totally different shares to this one. To coin a phrase, please close the door behind you Dr Remington.