I'm going to book a boxing ring12 Oct 2022 12:00
In the blue corner, we have the rampers, the ostriches with their heads in the sand, the loons proclaiming on their way to the ring that the bottom is in, heralded to the ring to the tune of D:Ream's "Things can only get better", led by T4G.
In the red corner, we have the derampers, the headless chickens running from profits warning to profits warning proclaiming Administration is merely weeks away, heralded to the ring to the tune of Primal Fear's "The end is near", led by Jongle.
Seconds out Round 1...