RE: Trading update31 Jan 2024 20:51
As a Doctor, I'm often asked by my patients;-"Doctor, is owning SAGA shares a good idea?".
Well firstly it's important to note that owning SAGA shares can cause uncomfortable dizziness, nausea, and vomiting that people experience when their sense of balance and equilibrium is disturbed by constant motion of the share price.
Other common symptoms are In many cases, chronic hallucinations that the price is going to 6 quid, caused by schizophrenia or some other mental illness. If hallucinations persist, the psychosocial therapy of the chat board can be helpful in teaching the patient the coping skills to deal with them.
What I always say to my many patients is good news is coming and trust me I'm your doctor, and after all I spent 2 more years than you at University drinking, smoking and learning all the nerves in the hand whilst watching Top of the Pops.
I'll see you in the Fox and Goose 6pm sharp for treatment.
GLA