RE: RDSB7 Sep 2020 20:29
Disturbing reports are coming in tonight that a 63 year old lorry driver from Birmingham has managed to rack up a staggering 829 posts via an online Share forum in a matter of years.
News broke late this afternoon that the remarkable feat is not only the level of dross contained in the posts, but that almost every word in every entry is identical. The author, thought to be able to write the same indistinguishable posts, day after day, has also had spectacular success in loosing money.
Garry Char, who also writes under the pseudonym Char333, has been using precisely the same wording for over 6 years now to comment on Royal Dutch shell B shares, (RDSB) and other previous buying fiasco’s that the maverick has made. Having traded a whopping 5 shares over the last few years, he has a 100% record in being unable to hold a share that does not leak cash.
When asked, Char replied:
“ Errr, after losing all me dosh on Vodafone and Tesco, and Sainsbury I forte that buying shares in one of the worlds massive 'uge oil company's could make me a few quid. So I looked on cefax and I didn't like the look of BP so I took a risk a bought 17 RSVP Shell shares and Ive lost all me dosh again!!”
Rumours had been circulating for some time, that Covid superhero, Cpt Tom Moore, who walked around the same patch of ground over one hundred times, had been inspired to do so by Char’s repetitive brilliance.
Those close to Garry Char, namely his Bruvva’, 72, and also a share tipster, said he wasnt surprised by Char’s incredible repetitive feat.
“Na, nuffin surprises me about our Char. ‘Esa 1 off that bloke. No one ‘as been able to chuck money down the bog better than our Garry.
BBC approached Char for comment, but his agent said he was too busy penning tomorrows piece on Royal Dutch Shell for LSE readers. When pushed about what the piece might contain, the agent was able to confirm it would be
“unreadable - error strewn - plagiarised and almost totally inaccurate”.
“ It will be vintage Char333” the agent confirmed, before turning, and walking straight into the path of an oncoming lorry...
West Midlands Police have been asked to investigate the accident as the lorry driver, left the scene of the crime without stopping. Although eyewitness have been unable to clearly identify the driver of the lorry, words and phrases such as:
“VodaFone, Tesco, Barclays.. Errr, Tesco - Errrr I told u all i was right - You wont see shell go higher cos I own 'em"
Could be heard shouted from the drivers cab.
West Midlands Police would not be drawn to comment this evening, however, they have asked the public to stay vigilant and away from anyone matching the verbal outbursts reported, and not to get involved in conversation with the Birmingham Lorry driver as its unlikely you will understand a word he says, and you may be offered dangerous advice..
This story is still breaking.
it will go on - and on - and on and……