Quickly, before it starts....21 Oct 2020 02:58
In the interests of gender balance I will reverse the stereotype from the original...
Woman gets home from work late one Friday evening having completed her 12th straight 15 hour shift.
She collapses down into her favourite chair in front of the tv and says to her husband 'quick, quick get me a beer before it starts'
Obligingly he brings her through a beer, sits down and asks about her day.
She downs the beer in one, hands the empty bottle back to her husband and says, "quick, quick, grab me another it's about to start"
He takes the bottle and says, "you lazy good for nothing useless woman, get your own beer"
"Too late" she says, "its started"