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🕍 OldSharedog’s Sunday Sermon: “Rise, IMM, Rise!”
📜 Scripture Reading
🎺 Opening Hymn
🗣️ Congregational Shout-Outs
• Brother @BiotechBeliever saw the signs in the MACD and declared, “The Lazarus Line has been crossed!”
• Sister @HopefulHolder brought forth the prophecy: “A licensing deal shall descend like a dove!”
• Deacon @ChartCrusader warned, “Beware false prophets bearing dilution!”
• Reverend @RNSwatcher remains vigil at the tomb, tweeting hourly: “Still no movement, but the stone looks loose.”
• @SkepticSteve was last seen muttering “placing imminent” into a cup of cold tea.
✨ Sermon Title: “IMMUPHARMA: The Ticker That Refused To Die”
We gather today not in mourning, but in anticipation. For though IMM hath slumbered in the crypt of consolidation, the biotech spirit stirreth!
The doubters cried “delist!” but the faithful whispered “re-rate.”
The Phase III trial was not a tomb—it was a womb! And from it shall emerge a molecule of healing and a share price of wonder.
Let not your heart be troubled by the AIM index, for even the desert blooms when the RNS rains fall.
🍞 Miracle Story: The Feeding of the 5,000 (Shareholders Edition)
And it came to pass that OldSharedog stood upon the hill of LSE, gazing down at the multitude—5,000 strong, all holding IMM shares and hunger in their hearts.
They cried out:
OldSharedog turned to his disciples—@BiotechBeliever, @RNSwatcher, and @ChartCrusader—and said, “What have ye in the wallet?”
@ChartCrusader replied, “Only two warrants and five stale tweets from 2021.”
OldSharedog lifted his hands and prayed:
“Lord of liquidity, bless these crumbs of hope. Let them multiply like speculative posts on a green day.”
And lo! The tweets were retweeted, the warrants were exercised, and the crumbs became crusts, then loaves, then a full-blown licensing deal with a mid-tier European pharma!
The crowd rejoiced.
@HopefulHolder fainted from joy.
@SkepticSteve tried to short the miracle but was trampled by bullish sentiment.
@LurkerLarry finally posted: “I’ve held since 2017. Today, I eat.”
And they all did eat—press releases, investor presentations, and a fresh RNS with actual numbers. And there were twelve baskets left over, each filled with speculative forecasts and screenshots of the share price touching 8p.
OldSharedog looked upon the crowd and said:
“Go forth, and tell the forums. For IMM hath fed thee with biotech bounty, and the chart is now ascending.”
📦 Miracle of the Week
A mysterious buy order of 1.2 million shares appeared at 8:59 AM. Was it algorithmic? Was it divine? We know not. But we rejoice.
🧠 Thought for the Day
"Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not yet RNS’d." — Biotechians 3:16
Lord of the LSE,
We beseech thee to lift IMM from the valley of 3p
To the mountaintop of double digits.
Let the brokers be silenced,
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