RE: Bushveld Profits todaynow up over 125% compared to November 5th 2019!!26 Aug 2020 20:25
I was playing dominoes the other day with my old mate Denise. Or as they call her round here, venereal Denise. Her husband Duncan, or as they call him round here, Duncan disorderly, had to go up North. Something to do with a dog I believe. So I look at me tiles and stone the crows I've only got double 6 double 5 double 4 double 3 double 2 double 1 and double nuffink.
Well, I ain't had this much luck since the local constabulary in the shape of that dirty nerk chief inspector fittemup caught my mrs rearranging the lead on the church of the holy donkey and Her Majesty kindly gave her an all inclusive in Holloway for 6 months.
So I says to Denise. No point playing this game girl, I got such a good set here you might as well get that top off now.
Don't be so sure she says. Well, seemed like to good an opportunity to miss. So I says to her, alright girl. Top and bra for me trousers and hernia bandage?
She agrees.
She only goes and plays a JSE. All the dominoes fall and there's me sat in me socks.
Life ay.