Member Info for numpty5

So Harry was saying to me, you know what he's like, he heard about this stock from some posh bird. Well I'm always up for a nice boat full of Royal Navy. Makes or breaks your Sunday roast that does. But he said it aint like a stock you use for cooking so that plan went Pete Tong from the get go.
Anyway Harry, well you know what he's like, he met this posh bird at 3 gin Betty's peace rally and managed to have a natter before it all kicked off and the ambulances started queuing up.
She had a funny old name. Jocasta I think. But cracking nuts apparently. Well let's be fair we can all get over a stupid name for a decent set of thruppenys.
Now as it happens she was right off her thruppenys and as Brahms as you like.
So Harry, well you know what he's like, gets her in the jamjar and down the frog before you can say Des O'Connor. A pony on a Travelodge and before you know it he's sunk to the nuts working on his equal opportunity thesis.
Now Harry, well you know what he's like, chip off the old block. His old man, Harry, was a great man. He went down in history. And he fingered a bird in geography.
So never one to pass up an opportunity he pumps her. He also gets some info from some posh git she knows who sharpens pencils for some fancy firm in the city. Montgomery and Montgomery or something.
Turns out there's this tasty little firm in the south somewhere flying under the radar churning out some Vanadium. Flake, electrolyte, these boys can supply it all. Well it's been a while since I been in a Vanadium den I can tell you. Harry the hatchets coming out party if I remember rightly. He'd only been up the big house for 18 moon but Harry did the catering and well. You know what he's like.
The BMN massive they call them. Some geezer calls himself Fortune is the Don. All fancy suits and Spiderman boxer shorts so they say.
Anyway Harry says I should grab a piece of this early doors. You know what he's like.

We've had worse days.

Sammy. You need to stop watching Monk. Defecit of Vanadium cos of steel strengthening? I'd have to disagree if I knew what deficit meant. So the world will need more Vanadium for that will it? Then there's all that battery malarky. The world will need even more Vanadium for that as well will it? Seriously?
Oh hang on a minute. You might have a point!
Well, even a blind squirrel finds the odd nut.

I went to school with that Elliot Waves brother, New. I remember it well. It was a Wednesday. Now correct me if I'm wrong but from memory the up train went down the down line and the down train went up the up line and the St Trinians headmistress claimed the reward.
Or was that treadstone?
Well either way the world is going to need Vanadium and we are mining ever more amounts of it.
Ipso Facto, status quo, insey weenie yellow polka dot bikini.
As nobody said ever.

Bassguy I think you're thinking of me. 49p when I was in Cape Verde. Big rise holiday before that. The theory went down the pan in Tobago las year though.

Diamondlover.

amen

He wrote Lolita.

I see someone made a comment on this site. I imagine you can too?

Gambit, I'm not looking for a row mate. The figure touted for a Greenfield processing plant has always been 300m. I can't recall any figures on how much that could process but it has always been suggested at that price for a Vametco equivalent. Which, if memory serves me right (which in itself would be a miracle at this time on a Friday night) we virtually stole from Abramovich for 11m and the inventory meant we virtually got it for free.

gambit. Fair comment on employee numbers, I didn't know that. But if you didn't know the rest you haven't been paying attention.

NYC. Can't in all honesty say I agree. Potted history and a small slice of where we are headed. No more assertive than usual. Mainly down to the 'BMN for dummies' questions. Might be good for anyone who hasn't heard of us but didn't tell anybody here anything they didn't know.

Lucky, that's the only reason I haven't sold.

Sloppy. Good find. Doesn't that warrant an RNS/explanation?

BenAlder. Never degrades, can't catch fire, more abundant than copper. Only a perpetual motion machine could be better.

Well don't ask me how it happened but our Brian turned out to be intelligent. It wasn't down to his useless feckless Father I can tell you that! All our other kids are as thick as pigs whatchamacallit. Well except for maybe Brenda. She got a geography o level and a certificate for swimming the width and she married well. That Harold has kept his job in the ironmongers for years. Though they do say that Mr Westcott what owns it once had a dalliance with his mother about 9 months before he was born if you get my drift. Whatever, Brenda snapped him up and she got me a goblin teasmade for my 50th.
We always knew Brian was gifted. He knew the entire alphabet before he was 8 and could name every model of the Ford Cortina on sight.
Imagine.
He went to a polytechnic. They actually called it a university by then but they call our Derek's kid's preschool a university these days. He's only 2 and I think he's got a degree now and didn't even pass the nap!
But our Brian. Well he got a job in some fancy office that help people own holiday homes. They don't own it all but they only pay a quarter of what it's worth and own 1/52 of it. I can't pretend I understand it all but it's nice that he's helping people. He was doing very well and he had a car that had electric windows. You didn't have a winder.
Just a button. Up AND down.
Then he went and met Cassandra. What sort of a name is that? She wanted to save the wales apparently. Save them from what I couldn't tell you. Before you knew it Brian had given up his job and started going on about saving the planet. Vanadium batteries or some such nonsense. Stop the pollution all that malarkey.
Our Melvin may roam through back gardens at night to steal stuff to sell at boot sales but he'd never be that daft.
Still. There you go. What's the point of being intelligent if your dead thick.
Our Heather could be out for good behavior if she doesn't whack another screw and they never recovered that van full of pick-n-mix so xmas may not be a complete washout.

Lindon. If you are right, and I wouldn't rule it out. Fortune will already have it done in my opinion.

gambitxjs, My wifes friends 2nd cousin who's dog walkers step fathers sceptic tank emptier assistants brother once met a bloke in a brothel who knows a very reputable middle aged, bordering on dead, lady - Trixie ****alot - has a foundation that relieves old gentleman of various frustrations. Think this would be a fitting and appropriate charity to donate loads of dosh too. I can categorically state that I don't receive an 80% finders fee.
You would struggle to find a worthier cause.
You can email me, sorry, her, on old****sareus@oneborneveryminute.conned or drop it round to me in a plain brown envelope.

I'm glad the message is getting out there but this clueless idiot isn't helping. There must be 300 people who read this that could give a better explanation of the value of Vanadium.

Bassguy very funny. If you don't know what that means you shouldn't be allowed to the shops on your own never mind allowed to invest in shares.

Just for the record, I have a very small amount of shares compared to most here. First bought Oct 2013 at 4.5p up to 28p and back down again. Never sold one. Would like another 11,012 for a personal round numberl