RE: tom tit3 May 2023 17:00
Alpha male Tom from Bournemouth town,
Had a habit of putting others down.
He tells porkie pies left, right and center,
And his targets were those he did not enter.
One day he met a woman named McCall,
The ITV CEO he told her to crawl.
She was a threat to his fragile ego and stock,
Tom thought he knew better and it was a crock.
Yet, despite his bravado and bluster,
Tom's trading skills were a cluster.
He never made a profit, much to his chagrin,
His portfolio was in the bin.
So now Tom remains bitter and sore,
His ego and investments hit the floor.
He shakes his head and grumbles with glee,
"That'll teach her not to mess with me!",
He continues to lie and spread hate,
But really it's his own incompetence that seals his fate.