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Bongobondhu, stew200, Gordonbennett1, drizzy90, Juice1111 - Your free bag is ready for collection (just one each, due to high demand caused by substantial number of dumb posts appearing).

Update: Hogarth the Haircut made a mid-morning dash for for the Bag of the Week Award but appears to have found the going soft. Bella the Wino currently still leading the field.

Torreaguas & katstrangler: A free bag is waiting for you both at the checkout. (Sorry Dacintakkos, no free bags for irony at this stage, only for really dumb posts.)

Bella the Wino now out in the lead by a clear length for the Bag of the Week Award following a late dash. But this is a steeplechase where the length and direction of the course is uncertain - will he run out of puff?

Aww..., don't spoil it - they're all in it to win it - the Bag of the Week Award, that is! :-)

Wow, congrats MH, thats a really dumb post - that should suck a few in!

Competition for winner of the Bag of the Week Award really building now...

Feel free to place side bets...

Bella the Wino trying to move out in front... has he gone too early?

Oh, sorry Lawd Muck Alot, I almost forgot about you. Have a bag on the house.

I see you bought in early so maybe you should rank..., well, how about joint 5th for now. There's still a few days to go (hopefully...) so you're in with a good chance of advancement... :-)

Followed by: 'Blind Faith' aka No Funds Mental Anal Ysis.

Unranked for the moment...

Addition:

and at position 99 (for being so stupid): One Free over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Just adding Firebladder to my list for the Bag of the Week Award.

1. Chile Devil, 2. Bella the Wino, 3. Firebladder, 4. Hogarth the Haircut, 5. Emm Aitch

There will only be one winner folks but, unfortunately, many loosers...

Leaderboard for the Bag of the Week Award:

1. Chile Devil

2. Bella the Wino

3. Hogarth the Haircut

4. Emm Aitch

There will only be one winner folks but, unfortunately, many loosers...

DM, Would you mind handing out a few bags with your words of encouragement please. Anyone so persuaded can be expected to find themselves in need. Thank you.

Ah, yes, an opportunity indeed, to become a bagholder that is, or maybe an add a additional bag to your existing collection. Least that seems to be the view from Hogarth's side of the hedge, a tall one at that, which casts quite a shadow. Similarly, beware of blades in the dusk, perhaps handy with the knife. The reward, if one can call it that, is convincing others to be equally rash before the dash for the exit.

Someone trying to pump this one again?

Tannoy: We are pleased to announce the winner of the bag not necessarily for life competition. Please would the author of the original post visit the customer service desk on the very lower ground floor to receive their award of a week's supply of bags. Please seek help from a customer service representative to will be happy to offer directional guidance and support.

Sorry, the demand for bags has exceeded all expectations and the allocation here is all but used up. Additional supplies may arrive later in March / April but in the meantime to ensure disappointment please would any parties seeking to average down please bring their own bags. Thank you.

"AVIVA ... their price increased 27%, SAGA were 14% cheaper"

Well reflected in the share prices.

If you think today's RNS was exciting you (probably) ain't seen nothing yet, just wait for the results to be published.

Mickey Mouse?

Be careful traversing the ramp, it can be slippery at this time of year.