Expect it will rain23 Jun 2020 11:08
I've been thinking about 'shorters'; people who borrow shares from a broker, sell them and then hope that a decline in the share price, maybe brought in by the panic of the share price plunge they created, means they can buy them back at a cheaper price, give the shares back to the broker and pocket a wad of cash for the difference.
What a miserable bunch of gits they must be eh? I mean they are hardly going to go down the pub and buy their mates a round afterwards are they? They must all be like Sean Bean's character in 'The Martian'. Everyone, is trying their best to save Matt Damon from eating potatoes grown in an unspeakable fertiliser for the rest of his rapidly reducing days and what does Sean do? He contacts the crew of the mother ship and tells them they left their mate behind. Just thought you ought to know like.
Someone accused me of being a shorter on here once! That's like accusing me of eating Matt's fertliser! But we do get their dementor groupies on here from time to time. Watch out for them. When we have a period of stagnation like now, they'll be the ones to poke a stick into the pond and stir up the water, just like we did when we were kids. You know, to make it stink a bit more then run away laughing.
In the meantime, it's a beeeautiful day!! I'm going fishing now tarah!