Gold in the ground11 Jul 2020 10:30
I had an inkling that I had a big gold nugget in my back garden. I tested this by going around in a huge circle and then, after digging down around the edge, I shoved my metal detector down each hole as far is it could go. I think I found most of it (although it would seem some may be under my neighbour's garden and the cord wouldn't stretch all the way down to the bottom either). So, I did this volume test, something I found on the internet, and worked out how much gold was down there. You know, the bit that's more or less in my own yard. Seems I have a million quids worth!
There's more. I also own a few allotments up the road. I've been over them and got gold readings there too! I don't know how much as yet. I'll sort it out out soon. Anyway, get a load of this: I know a bloke up the road. Now you know this bloke. This is a bloke you know. He's something in the city. He's offered me £100k for the lot!
Do you think I should take the dosh now or wait until I've dug it all up?