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Crikey folks, has anyone ever done a DIY project, changed a plug on something or put a shelf up? Next time you do give yourself a timescale to do it in and see if you hit it. No rawlplugs that fit the screws, damn gotta drive to the DIY store, Snapped the drill bit in the wall, damn need a new one. All done A_R_S_E wheres the spirit level????

Come on people patience, everyone shouting 40 days, 44 days, 50 days. Let the lads there get the job done "safely". Its gas, its dangerous work, and if it goes wrong, you WILL be out of pocket.

Too many acting as if THEIR OWN life depending on a few days. You can replace your money can't you?

And as for the DIY, you won't have to deal with nugget protestors outside Wickes or BnQ will you. Chill folks it's coming. :)

Excuse speeeelling, pledictive slext and small keeee bord :)

Well, the banter in the Twiter chat rooms is awesome, love the good hearted and hilarious comments. Lads and lasses digging at each other in a good manner, no decent in to arguments and attempts to slander the company or the SP. This means they are genuine folks with good views of the company. Fair amount of honesty too, people who are selling tell you they are, much the same as they say they are back in.

The protestors I feel really are wasters. Wasters as in the fact they are not only wasting their own time, but wasting valuable Police resources too, which are already overstretched. It's also becoming apparent that they are now ****ing off the local residents by blocking roads. They really are tunnel visioned and for most of them its the "Faux Fame" why they are their. Selfie and video madness and total narcissm. Look at me, look at me !!! As a Safety Professional I cringe at the way Social Media has created an entire generation of people putting theirs and others lives at risk in the hope it will go viral or give them their five mins of fame.

Patience folks, DB and the team are being cool as cucumbers. It's the swan on the lake scenario. Cool and serene on the water, but underneath legs and heartbeats going ten to the dozen. Both UJO and Humber are on the cusp of a major discovery with RBD.

if an RNS lands Tuesday ( Mr B's Birthday) that would make my year. Finally on this day more respect was earn't than any other. RIP the fallen. All the best Mr B

The exciting period is about to drop in. Tomorrow will be interesting. Budge, get the nipple tassles polished. Mine have gone rusty waiting for all this. All the best Mr B

Yes dnd.!! :)

Nope, want another guess?

Sorry was a name mentioned? Personally I'm tired of genuine investors being slated and called names. As Mixter said. We dont need an echo chamber of other peoples opinions. Being the mouthpiece on here for someone who's been warned to STFU isnt required. I have the patience of Jobe. I'll let the UJO and Humber team do the talking and deal making. The rest of us couldn't give two flat tits what others hold. Were here to support the company to the end. Not quick buck and move on. But thanks for your opinion.

White, Wet, covered in dribble, remembles a sock, hangs out of someones mouth, does more sucking up than a V8 powered Dyson and is trying to do more damage to Daves company than good. Certainly isnt a Luddite is it !! The audacity to call genuine investors Luddites goes beyond delusional granduer, it stinks of low self esteem, lonelyness fake friends and illiteracy. You are not needed or required.

Right folks, lets get something sorted. Firstly the placing rumour which seems to be flying all around here and social media. Look back through the previous RNS's. Does it state that ANY placing was used to finance salaries? NO. There's a reason for this. It's because DB uses raised money to put BIG things in the shopping basket. If any placing does happen it will be for no other reason to increase UJO's potential asset base and keep the cards on the table.

Secondly, there's a lot of noise regarding the EA Permit. Our unwashable friends seem to have jumped on the bandwagon again with "its not going to happen" etc etc. The permits and drilling permissions are all in place. Drilling isn't a stick a drill in the ground and go with the flow. As with all forms of work, things change, environments change. Permits need to change with the conditions and these are requested to keep in line with permissions. If you want to flare gas twice a day you get a permit, if you need to flare 3 times a day, the old permit does not comform and needs to be updated. I work with PTW systems every day, something changes you relenquish the old permit and get a new one.

THIRDLY. >>>> THE RIG IS ON ITS WAY<<<<<

Finally, the Monitoring station at West Newton is the worst kind of protest I have ever seen. Yes they are against the drilling of West Newton but posting up share price falls is the most childish and inconsiderate action that comes from supposedly caring grown up adults. There are people in UJO who have placed their pensions and faith in the company. Gloating at share price falls just shows the infancy of people who should know better. None of the investors would gloat or post up details if a protestors benefits had been sanctioned for not looking for work.

The behaviour of running up to someone and shoving your un-welcome camera in someones face is as rude as it gets. Then making derogatory comments about peoplewho are just trying to put food on their kids tables, before sticking it on social media is "Bang out of Order". It can also land you in serious trouble and you could find yourself facing libelous charges. Last person who stuck a camera in my face swallowed three teeth and walked with a limp for a few days.

As for filming the Police, the Police could be out dealing with knife crime and looking for missing girls if they didn't have to escort every vehicle coming to site because "disabled" people climb on trucks with their dangerous and faux environmental heroics. Having people calling you types a hero kind of deminishes the true use of the word.

The bunch at WN are wasters and hypocrits, petrol cars, fibre glass caravans, nylon clothing and very little education to know where all those fuels and materials originate from. Total JOKE !

When they start producing arts and crafts to decorate Heras fencing and posting it on Social media for those " all important likes" and encouraging comments" it says all it needs to.

Get a job in the c

True Rocky. Equipment thats not needed would be off-hired at the earliest. We do it all the time on our sites. Lets hope that its gone well. I would not expect any price sensitive info from any BOD. It has the potential to strip your investment and seriously damage the Company reputations. Anyone getting such info or claiming so is idiotic. Union Jack has come a long way and some hurdles just need to be overcome and its away. In respect of my income I have a fortune in here. Reason? Because I believe in Dave and his Team. I was blocked on Twitter the other day by a certain 'trader' Speculative reasons unbound. But I refuse to be told who I can have a laugh with, what I post on my own Twitter account or be badgered for info about whats going on. Each to their own, what I will hate is being lied to and accused of selling when I intend to add as the opportunity arises. People link up (hate the word follow) with me because I'm honest and have a wacky sense of humour. Trading and investing should be enjoyable, and rewarding. I've met some absolute corkers of people and our banter is worth more than money. Those who act like money is their life need to get help. The truth is, unless you're sat on a ton of Gold or Silver then your money is just digital numerals on a banks hard drive. (secure eh?) Wish you all the best folks.... COME ON UJO :) Mr B

I can do an amazing sentence with the word f**k in too. Unfortunately ladies present and an expletive blocker :)

Sauce or Source? I'm getting confused here? I managed to source some sauce from a local Cafe. I think he'd been on the Sauce when he sourced that info :)

Sorry for the sarcasm, I'm having a great day :)

Speculation.... wild figures....... and absolute guess work.

Calm down folks, lets the companies do what they need to do. All the above does is create confusion and doubt. What will be will be, and no amount of typing can change the outcome. The BOD's will remain silent about anything thats price sensitive. They have growing companies to protect.

All the best
Mr B

A lot of new names on this board, welcome and enjoy the fun.

Hope your still here guys, Mixter, Biglad, Lee, Stu'y Sadaat and the other LTH'ers are holding tight with b*lls of steel.

Mixters bought 30 gallons of Brasso to polish all our 1p party nipple tassles. :)

All the best
Mr B

YoU'vE caUghT my dIseAsE Siliv. OnE FinGEr dYslexia. :)

I'd like to say UJO is a damn good bet. Sure everything comes with risk. But out of 3 sterling assets we need just one to rock and roll. If the UJO/EDR team get Biscathorpe in the bag. Even at the lower end of the recoverable, then all bets are off as to where this will go. West Newton is a gas find, not an exploration. So its a bit of an insurance policy for Biscathorpe. More than happy to wait. Were in damn good hands.

A lot of it is required

Do investors think that griping about timescales and trying to work a drill to their own personal atomic clocks will help? It's like saying TD will be on 10/02/2019 and at 09:31:05 give of take a few nano seconds.

Anyone who thinks this is how drilling works needs to say they'll plumb the washing machine in, in exactly 15mins and 32 seconds. (try it, it might take you that long to undo the old connection)

Griping just worries people, as for me, no worries.

GL all
MrB

First developed by Conrad and Marcel Schlumberger in 1927, wireline logs measure formation properties in a well through electrical lines of wire. Different from measurement while drilling (MWD) and mud logs, wireline logs are constant downhole measurements sent through the electrical wireline used to help geologists, drillers and engineers make real-time decisions about drilling operations. Wireline logs can measure resistivity, conductivity and formation pressure, as well as sonic properties and wellbore dimensions.

The logging tool, also called a sonde, is located at the bottom of the wireline. The measurements are taken by lowering the wireline to the prescribed depth and then raising it out of the well. The measurements are taken continuously on the way up, in an effort to sustain tension on the line.

Me too Biglad, holding like my life depended on it..... oh wait !! :)