RE: Christian Schaffalitzky11 Jun 2024 08:55
Del, I think we may have been a bit harsh criticising the time it took for the RNS to be issued. Clearly CS acted promptly:
Thursday - the relay of lit beacons which starts from YJ HQ was spotted at the perimeter of CS’s country estate. Realising the signal meant unusual SP increase detected, CS immediately dispatched Ronald, his trusty carrier pigeon to deliver an urgent message to LSE in London to be released by RNS
Friday - when no word was heard from LSE, a search party was sent to decipher the whereabouts of CS’s much loved messenger.
Sunday - by chance one of CS’s servants was walking back to the estate to start a new week’s work and stumbled across a fat looking cat from the nearby township. After much deliberation, it was assumed that Ronald must have stopped to rest on the edge of CS’s estate and had perished.
Monday - after a short service at the Parish church CS raced back to the estate and issued the RNS using a computer and that was connected to the internet.