Brits-only airport queues - GREAT!2 Aug 2018 16:37
Blue passports are so last season – the latest Brexit accessory, as put forward by No 10, is Brits-only queues at the airports.
Queueing is, after all, quintessentially British and after we leave the EU we will regain the right to stand around waiting for things for as long as we want.
Theresa May has been warned that UK-only passport lines at airports will simply generate longer queues for Britons at home and abroad.
Sajid Javid, the home secretary, is thought to be resisting Mrs May's plans to create such lanes after Brexit.
No 10 is searching for eye-catching ways to make Britain look different after Brexit next March when the "standstill" transition is due to be in place. Little will change visibly between next April and December 2020 when the transition period, due to be agreed as part of the withdrawal treaty, is set to end.