Trying to find humour in bad times4 Mar 2022 12:42
Just found this on Newsbiscuit the in fake news page
Supposed to be from BP
'Of course we were disappointed to have to divest our interest in Rosneft,' said a BP spokesman, 'but then we realised that Molotov ****tails were becoming very popular in the region,' he added.
BP has recommended that insurgents use BP Ultimate Unleaded Fuel in the ****tails as it 'burns cleaner, more efficiently and is lead-free, which the alternative hand-held weapons certainly are not,' he said. Ukrainian freedom fighters welcomed the suggestion, but still insisted on using supermarket fuel, 'like nearly everyone else in the world,' adding, 'only pricks and dictators believe that Ultimate bull****.'
Hope we can still laugh,but realise in Ukraine it’s no laughing matter