One Hopes19 Feb 2014 00:58
that the following message will be received in the spirit in which it is intended and not held up to ridicule, as is so much of what passes for comment on the Internet today:
Are there any board members, current or simply passing, that profess the Pastafarian religion, at all? In particular, any males that hold to the belief that the one true prophet of Pastafarianism was and is Marco Polo (may his Macaroniness be blessed)?
Now board members may s****** amongst themselves, but it is the earnest though comparatively recent belief of my eldest daughter, Egbertha, that many of the World's myriad problems may be solved by adherence to the tenets of the said dogma. Pursuant to this, one's daughter, bless her substantial posterior, will not now entertain any suitor who does not share her deeply held convictions on the subject.
Thus it is easy for esteemed, fellow XBiological people here this dark and murky night, to see the fix in which Snooty finds himself: one recognises that male Pastafarians are not exactly thick on the ground. Nonetheless, it has been apparent for some time that, if one is to find a suitable spouse anywhere for one's beloved eldest distaff, it will likely be here on this thread, populated as it evidently is by misfits, crackpots and hubcaps.
I rest my appeal.