RE: Zak Mir (Parody) π₯27 Sep 2024 13:34
Pub,
As a member of the superior species, I am happy to point out a few things that might be holding you back. π
1..Firstly, women are generally not attracted to a man who admits having βanythingβ deflated, even if it is only your confidence. Work on your sales pitch, polish your presentation (not a euphemism), and improve you own personal PR.
2..Secondly, and donβt even try to deny this one, when a man says he canβt find love what he really means is that he is desperate for s e x. The only things that occupy a manβs mind are his stomach, and what hangs beneath it. π
Good luck, and btw when you become a Helium millionaire shortly, don't expect that to impress all women as more and more of us have got there before you π and don't require a man to provide for us. It might however attract a certain type of woman who may assist you with your second problem.