Hmmmm3 Aug 2021 09:58
A taxi driver was sent to pick up a fare which turned out to be a nun.
The nun noticed that the driver kept glancing at her in his mirror, and she asked why?
He said that from a young age he had thing about kissing a nun, she was silent for a few seconds then asked are you a good catholic boy and not married.
He said yes I am, so the nun said pull over and I'll satisfy your desire.
He pulled over and had the absolute best snog of his life.
When he got to the drop off he said to the nun I'm sorry sister but I lied, I'm Jewish, married and have two children.
Don't worry she said I also lied. I'm going to a fancy dress party and my name is Kevin.