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I think Mancave has single handedly restored the order on this bb. It came as a surprise today to read some posts that are actually about SOU and not about spam, shooting, wine drinking, Spanish towns, lawns and extra marital affairs.

And has anybody noticed that the share price seems to be lodged on 9.11p?! It's as if we are all having our very own 9 11. Somebody call 9 11 because this is fast turning out to be an emergency.

Did somebody mention "Bollinger?" The only Bollinger I'm interested in is the one I can drink OK? And you should by now realise that this stock behaves in a fashion of its own and usually does the opposite of what your pretty charts predict. I don't use charts....never have and never will. If my wonky fez starts twitching then that is usually a good sign and right now, it ain't twitching.

Crude? What makes you so sure that news will land in October? Have you heard something from Parsons to suggest this? You sounded quite matter-of-fact when you mentioned October in one of your statements yesterday. God help us if we have to wait that long. Trellis will run out of wine by 1st August, so we need to have some news very soon. A simple update wouldn't go amiss. There is surely something they can tell us. Not that I am feeling nervous...….just bored with this continued radio silence.

Jizzy

Shaun,
At least I have a sense of humour unlike you who is still trying to work out that £2.50 doesn't equate to 50p.
I think you must bore yourself at times.
Jizzy

Crude, I dare say they do bin liners in my size and even if they did, some industrial sized bin is going to get dirtied and I wouldn't want to see that happen. Could you kindly ask one of your servants to start knitting me a throw over?

I did once remark that I thought Parsons could be Santa Claus in disguise. Let's hope he leaves a present under all of our trees this year. No, I'm not talking about that type of present! We want to enjoy our LE. My bottle of Bollinger that has been sat in its bag on top of my shelf is waiting to be opened and enjoyed. I will only open it once the LE lands.
Until then, it's back to the Blue Nun.

Crude,
My only thought about our delayed LE is that Parsons fancies a Christmas Black Tie do. I wonder if Jacamo sell DJ's in my size? I'm on a prolonged diet now anyway. The spam is on ice at the moment whilst I drop a few dress sizes. I started my diet two weeks ago and have put on 4 pounds?!?! That could only happen to someone like me.
JTF

Trellis,
The thought of being your next play thing aka Wannabe 6 has made my stomach turn. For a start, I wouldn't survive the wrath of my predecessor, Wannabe 5. I know how deft she is with a pair of scissors and I don't fancy losing my appendage in a rush. I trust you will keep your hands to yourself when we finally meet? I may be larger than Nurse Gladys, but still that's no excuse to have a fondle.

Crude? It seems everything SOU is on vacation at that moment. Let's hope our leader returns with renewed gusto so that we can bring things to a successful conclusion. I try and keep things clean and I don't think I have ever used foul language. Fowl language perhaps, with all this talk of geese, partridges and ducks.

Have fun in the sun.

Jizzy

Pontcanna - that's exactly what I said to my brother this morning! This bb is fast becoming 'OK Magazine'. It's like reading an article in 'The Sun'. There doesn't seem to be any SOU related messages as of late. Just spam, wine, dodgy lawns and love affairs. I don't need to watch ITV anymore. I get enough drama to wade through on this bb. You have to laugh though! I wonder what Parsons thinks when he reads what his investors are saying? He's turned us all into tacky gossipers.

#whathashappenedtothisbb

Crude,

If Mr. Parsons delivers on his promise of a LE then you can afford as many lawns as you need without getting your servants to lay it too. And perhaps more importantly, your "ridiculously pleasant views" of the Sussex Downs will be restored.

Get you with your roof terrace. Perhaps an ideal venue to have a Chuckle Energy EGM?!

Jez

Ronda looks a pretty location. Just seen some videos on it. I enjoyed my trip to Malaga a couple of years ago and you're not far from the coast if you fancied a bit of sea air. I can highly recommend the many restaurants down by Malaga harbour and the beer and crisps in one of them.

You must be on your second bottle by now, Trellis? The first is usually gone by 10am ish.

Let's hope that we have your Liquid Event before you depart these shores.

JTF

It's been like it for weeks and weeks, ddboy. Get used to it because this radio silence is going to continue for some time yet. Parsons doesn't want to give us all our LE that we have been waiting for all these years.

I would still like to find out exactly what BM said to JoeCreed in his email because I think it is quite revealing. Joe? Can you post BM's reply to your email again on here so we can have a chat about it. Something about waiting on a response from ONEE and that news is not far away. I think we need to have a chat about the scraps of information that is coming our way.

Jizzy

Partridge,
You must be one of those red legged French partridge's with all this Franglais you type on here. The type that likes to scare Crudehope when he's attending to his wild strawberries in his oversized Sussex garden with ridiculously pleasant views of the Downs. Hunting season starts soon and Gasbag and I enjoy a spot of shooting, so steady as you go.

Trellis will never be bored. As long as he has an abundance of wine and other alcoholic beverages in sipping distance, then he's permanently entertained. There's nothing wrong with a good moan. Let it all out is what I say. Bottling your emotions can be even more damaging to your health.

Let's see what next week brings. I suspect yet more radio silence coupled with copious amounts of Chablis.

JTF

We'll be swigging something if Parsons doesn't deliver on his promise and it won't be wine!

Blue Nun and Chablis? That's like putting a Dacia Duster engine into a Ferrari. I saw too many Dacia Dusters today and spit and curse every time one passes me.

Longwait,
Yes, should we be made an offer at some point this year, then I very much hope that it will be at least £1 per share. That offer price is something I maintain will hopefully take place, but only if / when we get an offer....and that could take some more time. I don't want to see anybody lose out with their investments. I want us all to be happy, but Parsons isn't making this whole process enjoyable one bit and so hence my recent frustration and general boredom.

Trellis? So you're heading off to Spain? I know it's been on the cards for a while now. Who is the other SOU investor that already lives over in Spain, quite near to where you'll be based who owns a strip....errr…...night club? I forget his name now..
There is plenty of wine out there and other alcoholic beverages to keep you occupied. I dare say you'll miss the cold weather over here. I've also been contemplating moving abroad but it won't be to buy and will most probably involve me renting a place initially to see what I think about the lifestyle. It won't be above a chip shop this time around and nowhere near a nightclub either. Let's hope we get to experience your alternative Trellis Towers wine tour and Liquid Event before you set sail in your pedalo with an aggravated Wannabe Numero Cinq.

Interesting to not that the Partridge hunting season is almost upon us. I happen to be a very good shooter and have trophies to prove it. I'm a natural shot as it turns out and also good at clay pigeon shooting. We have a rogue Partridge frequenting this bb from time to time when he feels like straying away from the sanctity of his trust pear tree. Maybe I'll join you, Gasbag, with a spot of shooting. It would make a change from spam.

#maythefezbewithyou

Scarf,
He's probably sipping bitter lemon, sitting in his caravan in somewhere like Seaton. Out of reach, out of mind.
Better than living above a chip shop though I suppose.

Lyndon? Diolch am eich geiriau caredig. Rwy'n credu ein bod ni i gyd yn cael ein gwthio ymlaen ac mae'n drueni mawr.

Shaungreen, rydych chi'n poeni am ble rydych chi'n dod o £ 2.50 y gyfran, rydych chi'n gwlychu'ch cewyn.

Trellis,
Mais oui, mais oui. Bonetti Monsieur. Le vin est blanc aujourd'hui.
Au revoir et de rien. A bientot….j'espere.