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I'd much rather the BOD for the next quarter, are paid solely in shares rather than taking a wage. On the three months up to December 31st, commencing October 1st, I'd welcome that. That would give some of us the confidence we need to see that they are serious about delivering us a decent LE.

Welcome on board N4aPound. Join the merry band of men and women who tell it how they see it and don't hide behind their pseuds. Parsons knows the pressure he is under to deliver. Let's hope he is a deal maker and not a meal maker when it comes to the LE result. Always happy to accumulate more gas if you're naturally a gaseous individual. I live with STZ who is a personification of a whoopie cushion. It was chicken biriyani and two meat samosas for me this morning at 7am to kickstart the day, freshly made to order. And you wonder why I am big boned?! Hehe.

What sort of stuff do you sell, downbutnotout?

KTF - I suspect he has little else to do as they hope to find a buyer for the eastern Moroccan assets. Of course he has time to reply to N4. Rude not to. It's good that he is being held to account for his past hyping of this share IMHO. Parsons knows he needs to deliver us a decent LE. Only a decent result will present him in a decent light going forward as there are too many people who have a lot of their hard earned money invested here to not let down.

I don't want Parsons to go. I'd much rather see him suffer until the bitter end as I will be doing and many others will be doing too. I don't want to see an easy exit for him. Too many CEO's have snuck out of the back door with handsome severance payments for achieving next to nothing. MYSQ comes to mind, but I won't go there again.

PNE - I have worked for 25 years in some very responsible and high paid jobs. Please allow me to enjoy the fruits of my labour. I can highly recommend reselling on Ebay and Facebook Marketplace. I buy things for next to nothing and sell them to mug punters like you who pay me 10 times what I paid for them. Simples. I have a good knowledge about a lot of things, which has taken me 9 years or thereabouts and I am still learning. It's not my only income, but rather something that keeps me busy and earning money. I enjoy it and do well from it so why not? You should never cuss a man for trying.

Enough of the "admiring" and more of the "asset selling" please. I admire spam. So what? They have been faffing around for long enough, since May and the commentary sounds as though they are just starting the process. I am expecting an extension to the marketing process and a cheeky equity raise. All will be revealed soon enough I suspect.

PNE - here's one fact for you. You're an "odd plonker."
I haven't been to Benidorm, but you appear to know about the flip flops on the beaches there. Classy. Really classy.
Lazy bum?! I was up at 6am this morning working, earning money for myself. I retired 6 years ago and keep myself busy thank you very much. I have given you enough of my precious time already today. Now be away with you. Take your chums away on holiday to Benidorm and don't forget to pack the flip flops.

Very useful emails, N4aPound. If you'd like to take a position on the Board of Chuckle Energy as our 'Communications Officer' I'd be DELIGHTED to welcome you.

Jobbs,
I think you, PNE and KTF should go off on a happy holiday together, share a king sized bed and snuggle it out. I know it's getting all too much for the three of you. Sleep it off and wake up in January only to find that we're "going long."

PNE - nobody really cares what you have to say because in your own words, you are an "odd plonker."
What I have is called intuition. I like to think I have very good intuition and I'm just not picking up a decent vibe from Sevenoaks right now. I would be very surprised if I've called it wrong. You my friend, will be in the queue of people who needs to apologise to me for your rude tone. We will be forced to "go long" and continue drilling as well as endure at least one more equity raise. I can't see this circus closing its doors any time soon. Not while the animals are bust feeding on the remaining monies.

I was but my point is, I don't believe we will receive a credible offer.

If Trellis and I dominate this bb then surely that is a duopoly and not a monopoly? Small point, but thought that I'd make it.
I've seen pictures of Trellis online from his cricketing days and in every photo he is holding a bottle of white wine / champagne. Made me chuckle that did. The RNS this morning was a joke. Nothing new to report in all honesty. Fat chance Parsons will recommend a deal to us because a credible one won't come our way I'm afraid to say. The company is fast running out of money, time and options. I wish I had sold out a long time ago rather than watch the share price dwindle away.

I concur with what you're saying, Gasbag. That is why you have a place on the Board at Chuckle Energy. I don't hold much hope for this outfit going forward. It wouldn't surprise me if they get away another equity raise tomorrow too. We many even see an extension to the "marketing process# to end of Q1. Nothing surprises me about this BOD these days. Shame that some people are still blinkered to it. I ain't fooled.

Did you also lose money here, Destitute?

Correct. Landlord and retired at 40. Busy online seller too, which keeps me busy in between going to the gym and entertaining the troops on here. I am also a CEO of a successful methane extraction company! How could you forget that?!

Jobbs,
I've taken time to reflect and what you have said and I still believe you are a numpty. Don't tell me that I'm an embarrassment to humanity. I named our last Space Mission. Humanity can thank me for my brilliant mind.

PNE79,
I can assure you that I am NOT claiming benefits and haven't for a very, very long time. I am self employed and assuming what my job status and position is, is another example of your hastiness to make accusations without being in grasp of the hard facts. You are a parody of yourself at times, PNE. Don't turn out to be just another Jobbs. One of those is enough on this bb. And I have an Accountant and do pay tax before you ask. Just you worry about your own life and don't interfere with mine. You know very little about me and choose to believe all of what I say when intelligent people know that I'm just keeping the troops entertained with my obvious wit.

You take life way too seriously, Jobbs. People know I'm just having a laugh, but you hold my every word to account. Chill out and get frying. I take it you'll accept my job offer and can start your shift immediately? My tummy is beginning to rumble.

Get off the fence, Jobbs and come and join the Board of Chuckle Energy. I'm looking for a Spam Fryer to join the team. I think you'd be perfect as it turns out.