And here it is!!14 Oct 2022 10:53
" INCOMPETENT PERSONS REPORT "
Sadly on Monday the 10th October, the company shovel broke,we are in the process of procuring a new one, currently the local hardware shop is closed as the owner is celebrating Diwali, the sooper dooper drilling machines are currently redeployed landscaping APs garden (formerly known as baita plai) A number of our 350 employees have been tasked with combing eBay for a suitable shovel at a good price. Unfortunately this will impact on our 70 mill target, leaving us a tad under 69,995 mill short. The company expects to address this shortfall over the coming months,by buying two shovels Andrew prelea, profit prevention officer for vast, said, I'm on it! We have got two reconditioned shovels on order, with lead times for delivery of just one month, that will give me enough time to strip out the fixtures and fittings and leg it! So long suckers!!