RE: Little news....22 Jun 2021 15:46
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument
you like"
Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from
the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The
octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her
pyjamas off"