RE: Budget Leak22 Feb 2023 14:46
Thanks PC01
As I invest on the AIM market, I think I'm probably daft enough to be an MP.
Unfortunately, I am not corrupt, so I think that career path is blocked.
As nothing is happening with JOG, I may as well up date you on today's Leadership Developments.
The Muslim chap has really exceeded all expectations today.
That Indian Council of Scotland and the UK, along with the Muslim Council of the UK, have issued an extraordinary joint statement saying that:
"The Indian community in Scotland would live in fear if Humza Yousaf becomes First Minister."
Quite the achievement, given what goes on at the Kashmir border between these two. A Joint Statement no less!!
Akin to the Israelis and the Palestinians issuing a joint press release about violence in a neighbouring country.
This is no mean feet and it's achievement should in no way be diminished.
Rumours of a possible fourth candidate emerged over night, in Jenny "Gridlock" Gilruth - one of three transport ministers we have.
Well qualified as she is a Primary School Teacher (in modern and social studies - you've seen the decline in the High Street lately with all these Social Study and Modern Study shops and businesses closing down, haven't you?).
Qualified to tell us to tidy our desks, hang our coats up and not to forget our homework.
Remarkably PC01, last week she told us that the A( was not to be "dualled" (promised by the SNP in 2007, but never delivered).
She had the sheer gall to stand up and say the reason was Brexit (excuse for everything) and (sit down before you hear this one), the war in Ukraine.
Perhaps your brother has seen Putin's tanks somewhere north of Perth? Or perhaps the speed cameras don't take pictures but fire missiles?
Maybe your brother could venture out in his car, obviously carrying a big white flag to avoid un-necessary blood shed and give us an on the ground report as to how the hostilities are going?
Incidentally, after years of failed lobbying for a road to be built to the isolated village of Arnish on the Isle of Raasay in the 1960's, 56-year-old Calum Macleod picked up an engineering manual, shovel, pick, and wheelbarrow and almost singlehandedly constructed a 2 mile stretch of road that now bears his name and has been adopted by the Council. Took him 10 years, but still puts the Scottish Government to shame.
Thankfully, late on this morning, Gridlock Gilruth ruled herself out of the race and backed the Muslim chap (the one so toxic that both the Indians and ****stanis have united to come up with today's word conundrum "barge - pole- touch - don't - ten- foot"
Answers on a used JOG share certificate and I will CERTAINLY offer a prize to the winner.
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