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Handjob is reading this forum and thinking: if I ask the MHRA to approve immediately SNG001, those bloody journos will get of my back and forget about the kiss!

But, according to Rees-Mogg, Wanc**k is a genius! It'll be difficult to replace him. I can't see who could match his brilliance... perhaps Dido Harding?

He's ambitious enough to eye the PM job but, in order to qualify, one needs:
A. an extramarital affair or two
B. a divorce
C. five to eight children, at least 50% of them out of wedlock

It seems to me that he's been simply addressing the above requirements: A is ticked off, C may be in progress, and his wife will probably make B happen too.

I'm surprised Switzerland isn't on the watch list.

"Woody.... I think we can safely say he broke the two meter rule!"

Perhaps he hasn't. Can anyone remember that love scene between Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley?

His rule - hands, c**k, face - now sounds much more convincing. He's been at it for months!

Who, who, who, who?
Who let the cats out?
Meow, meow, meow, meow!

160p and counting!

BOOM indeed!

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I can see the level of optimism has fallen across the board. Remember my sister's cat: her prediction is still a takeover by AZN at £45 per share. We must be ambitious here! Meow!

Thanks, Oakleaf! I was worried no-one would get the joke.

Surely, we cannot doubt Dr Castro's fidelity?

Just in case I jinxed it: MOOB!

I need to call a blue day today. I reckon the preliminary data indicates the trial will be moving to P3 shortly. To be honest, I had a lot of doubt about Activ-2 following the results of the earlier home trial, so this is an unexpected bonus. I wish I'd had balls to buy when the price dropped to 100p.

Activ-3 or Activ-2 phase 3?

Just to help the SP bounce back.

PL75,

Are you sure you aren't quoting Handjob? It sounds exactly like him!

Apologies for this comment but I was wondering whether the sex life improvement in Ringaskiddy was actually due to naturally occurring higher levels of lubrication in the local population, as the village name would suggest. (ring-a-skiddy)

"you cannot provide permanent immunity against flue"

Yes, you can: just look at Santa! :-)

Let's get to a fiver first!